Stupid **** Squirrel ~~ who lives in my back yard

He thinks he's cute


Stupid **** squirrel tears down my bird feeder


and, this is no fucking accident - it is totally chewed:


the solution-- my browning buckmark .22

 

he is cute..

 

hmm dont be so cruel..i like him

 

get him yet?

 

he's adorable. maybe if you feed him he'll stop fuckin with you.

 

make sure to eat him afterwards...

 

he he he fry em up real good pa.

 

Put some baffles on the feeder pole so he can't climb up. Also, the feeders needs to be far away from trees, houses, etc, and high enough so he can't reach it by jumping. Some people hang the feeder by ropes with slippery donut-shaped things on the ropes that the squirrel can't hang on to.

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think you gotta fatten him up 'for ya shoot him?

 

We keep a cat food dispenser on our front porch for the numerous strays that live in the neighborhood, but it goes quicker then one might anticipate. Birds, raccoons, opossums, squirrels, and once even a groundhog, have all gotten their fill from it as well! The squirrrels are especially amusing since they frequently eat from it in the early morning, after the door has been closed all night, and you scare them. They'll scurry off the porch and onto a neighboring pine tree where they'll chatter at you angrily before running away. Keep feeding him and you might make a friend!

 

We just give them easier feeders of their own. Can't get rid of them - too many and they are too squirrely. Hahahhahhahha!

 

Whatever you do, don't feed a squirrel inside your house. They will do anything to get into your house. I saw a clip on the news about a couple that fed a squirrel in their house then went on vacation for a couple weeks. When they got home, their house was trashed pretty good. The squirrel invited his friends and they got in through a section near the roof. They literally ransacked the house (pictures off the wall, cookie jars knocked over, wood gnawed away, etc). The couple thought it was vandals but it was squirrels.

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I want you in my backyard

 

For the cowardly animal rights fags and/or bitches who left anonymous negative CP - I just want to let you know that I've come to accept the squirrels - the other day there were about five of them - and I'm sure if I shoot them, more will come, so we'll just have to get along - anyway, to celebrate my acceptance of the squirrels - I had a nice veal chop dinner -

it aint a meal without veal

 

mmmmm veal, thats some good eatens...i prefer to choke and beat up mine before i skin it and cook it myself...

 

Ya know what's even better K?? - eggs - that way you get to kill & eat an animal in its embryonic stage --- mmmmmm..... chicken stem cells

 

i like to fry up baby ducks and rabbits...especially when they scream..and blood splatters..i sometimes autograph the blood stains on my wall.. and sometimes i watch Fatal attraction, ya know when she boils the bunny, and i laugh and laugh...

 

and that about does it..
and thats a wrap

 

DO NOT HURT THAT SQUIRREL AS THESE ARE SENTIENT BEINGS -
FIND A WAY TO CO-EXIST.

IDEA: HANG THE BIRD FEEDER FROM A SINGLE WIRE AND ADD TO
THE TOP OF THE BIRD FEEDER A THIN WOODEN OR PLASTIC DISK
SUCH THAT IF THE SQUIRREL TRIES TO JUMP DOWN FROM A BRANCH
ONTO THE FEEDER THE FEEDER WILL ANGLE SUCH THAT IT "SHEDS"
THE SQUIRREL (IE: SQUIRREL FALLS OFF OF FEEDER). DO NOT PUT
THE FEEDER TOO HIGH IF THERE ARE NOT BRANCHES OR A SAFE
PLACE FOR THE SQUIRREL TO FALL ONTO.

WE CAN ANALOGIZE YOUR SITUATION WITH YOUR FRIEND, THE
BEAUTIFUL SQUIRREL WHO IS PART OF YOUR LOCAL ECOSYSTEM,
TO PEOPLE TRYING TO SOLVE SOCIAL AND POLITICAL CONFLICT;
THEY OFTENTIMES DO NOT APPLY INOVATION AND THOUGHT FILLED
CONSIDERATION ABOUT HOW TO RESOLVE THE DIFFICULTY IN
A JUST, HONORABLE AND PRODUCTIVE MANNER BUT, INSTEAD,
USE WEAPONS AND DESTRUCTION TO "RESOLVE" DIFFICULTIES.

WE SHOULD TEACH EACHOTHER GOOD THINGS, WE SHOULD
TEACH OUR CHILDREN WELL. BE NICE TO YOURSELF AND THAT
FAT PUPPY.


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PS: THEY REALLY LIKE RAW UNSALTED ALMONDS !

 

Also, HalloweenRiot, excellent photos.