super weird feelings

#1....realizing your wallet is not in your pocket after filling your fuel tank at the gas station


#2...picking up an empty soda can from the corner of the table and it isn't empty

 

making a cup of coffee, setting it down, forgetting where it was, making another one , walking past the first one 2 times..

 

looking for your glasses and realizing that they are on your head

 

sitting on the toilet in the dark and the seat was up

 

walking down the steps and taking one too many steps

 

trying to unlock your car door at the mall and then realizing theres a stranger sitting in it looking at you with a WTF look and its really just the same model and color but isnt your car

 

I do that often but its usually when Im going up the steps :eggnog:

 

Waking up at 18:45 and realising you have to be at work for 19:00.

 

Accidentally hopping in to the wrong car thinking its yours, not noticing and then wondering why there's weird shit in it

 

sniffing what you think is a line of cocaine...and realize its heroin

 

getting punched in the throat

 

using cheap thumb tacks and realizing the pointy part just penetrated the cap and buried itself in your thumb meat

 

how about going to drink something and it turns out to be something different than you thought and your mouth just isn't prepared.

 

when a fart actually turns out to be a shart in disguise

 

like setting down a beer for a sec to mac a chick, picking it up taking a swig and realizing you have a mouthful of chew spit....oh god thinking of it makes me wanna gag

 

when an online friend gets weird

 

fast elevators

 

Having deja vu's

 

anything being placed in your rectum

 

I completely agree with the car one. I have done it in a very unlikely circumstance.
One time I was hanging out at a friend's house, and then another dude showed up after I was already there.. Well, I left before he did, and it was dark and the first thing I noticed was that the key wouldn't turn. Im' like FUCK what's wrong. so I flip on the interior light and immediately, i am like "what the hell is all this stuff? that's not mine? then I looked through the front windshield and saw my own car's tail lights. after about two or 3 seconds I realized what had happened. he had an identical green 93 grand prix LE.

definately the weirdest feeling I ever had like that.