I went across the street to grab a sandwhich, and there was this guy there with two little girls. Behind me I heard her say clearly "He will die!" Looked over and saw she was starring at me, and I thought 'huh.' and thought maybe I misheard. So on the way out I heard her say to her sister 'dead man.' and then she spelled out 'boar'. I mean, I knew I was going to die someday, but I didn't see boar comming.
Wait according to wiki they have been introduced here, although still not in my part of the country. Boar also reffers to male raccons apparently. What kind of wussy way to die is that?
They were maybe 5 or 6 and hispanic. I was thinking of going up to her and yelling "When?! When is this boar going to get me?" But then I would have looked crazy.
That'd probably make more sense. She spelled it though. 'B..O...A...R." That is clearly a satanic little girl. Cute though.
hmmmm. Does your shirt have something written on the back? I still like the idea that you are going to die by whore.
Nah, my shirt is just a tight lime green shirt. It has a really tiny symbol on the shoulder, but it doesn't look like a boar. I could be gored to the core by a whore who I thought looked like a boar. I think I'm depressing myself.
