t shirt slogans

make up something that youd like to put on a tshirt
something like"i'm just here for the food"
or "BIMBO"

 

on a maternity shirt "i did it for the scooby snacks."

 

"I Got Dumped"

 

I come up with awesome ones all the time. but i never remember them.

I thought about getting a shirt made with a big picture of my face on it. kinda redundant, huh? i mean you look at my sirt and see my face, then look up and see my face again


or if you get really daring, go on the black part of town with a shirt that says "i hate niggers" or something. that would be fun. for a minute.

 

yeah that would be a blast.

 

what is stevia?

 

a sweetener that the fda hasnt approved as a sweetener so its labelled a dietary supplement... its really good in tea and it has no calories. i dont know why i put it under my name though.... though i do like stevia... just to be silly n cause i couldnt think of anything i guess.

 

lol oooooook i guess. i was just curious because it is very similar to my name and ive never heard it said like that.

maybe you could get a shirt with this on it

 

is that a real shirt? if it is that would be cool.. id wear it.

 

nah its jsut a pic from google, but you know you can get ANYTHING silkscreened onto a tshirt.

anothir idea i just had, remember that goatse guy with the 10 inch asshole stretched out ? imagine that as a tshirt

or some kiddie porn. thatll turn some heads fo sho

 

nearly all of mine would take someone staring at me too uncomfortably long for either of us for them to be able to read them.

although maybe something like: "don't get even, get odd" might work. i always paint pictures on them rather then trying to say anything with words.

all hand painted in machine washable nonfaiding fabric paint.
no one ever wanted to pay me what my time was worth to me for them,
so now i mostly just do them for myself.

my wife wears a 'couple' of things i've done for her occasionaly fairly often.

=^^=
.../\...

 

or i would wear one that says "go boldly" rather than "boldly go"

 

I want a shirt that says

"Moooo, says the pig"

 

my shirt is gonna say "GINGIVITIS"
And have a picture of some fucked up teeth

 

well oh yeah...my shirt is gonna say....

"PANTS!"

 

or mine will say "your mom sucks herpes infested cock on the cold prison floors of hell, bitch!"

but id have to carry a gun if i wore that shirt

 

"if you read this shirt, you are a loser"

 

I saw a shirt that read "In case of an emergcey this bandage can be used as shirt"


how about a shirt that reads

"I hate that have words written across the chest"

 

http://www.fun-with-words.com/funny_slogans_00a.html
http://www.fun-with-words.com/funny_slogans_00a.html

 

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