Taking applications for a better half

Yes friends, I am taking applications for a girlfriend.
Guys need not apply.

Girls who are interested are encouraged to answer the following questions:

a) Do you want to be birds girlfriend?
b) How much money do you make?
c) Can you cook?
d) a/s/l?
e) Boobsize?
f) Nude photographs available for my judgement?
g) Anything else you like to tell me?

Thank you for participating. YOU might be my next better half!

Current applicants:
- Moon_flower
- Tree_hugger
- Boogabaah
- Enraged Angel
- Whimbrel
- Prissbaby

 

I was going to apply until I saw the "a/s/l". I thought you knew better!

 

A/s/l is a very good question if you are looking for a better half.

 

that quiz is too hard...

 

Only serious applicants please.

 

i am serious... look.. i'll even change my font to be more like you!! you can't deny me your love!!

 

Meh, if it's my only choice.

How much do YOU make?

Oh, yes.

22/Frau/KY

D

Could be, could be.

I'm liek....teh sex.

 

Fill in the application, Boog, and I will consider you a potential girlfriend.

 

ill be yo baby daddy until you get the abortion cuz i aint payin no child support bitch

 

Firstly - I ask the questions here.
Secondly - you are a serious potential girlfriend, I will get back to you.

 

You're a regular Don Juan.

 

Oh, oh, oh, I LOVE it when you talk dirty to me!

 

1) Type in correct English or I ignore you next time
2) Fill in the application form

 

are you cheating on me, or just finding us a play toy? :toetap05:

 

That's a good quality. You have a serious chance of going through to the next round.

 

Application form please.

 

I don't date hypocrites. Where's the punctuation? "I ignore you next time." is incorrect; you are using the present tense for an action that occurs in the future / conditionally.

And yea, I am a regular Don Juan. As in, I Don Juan no babies.

 

a) Do you want to be birds girlfriend? I'm not sure
b) How much money do you make? Not enough
c) Can you cook? Yes and I enjoy cooking
d) a/s/l? 24/F/GA
e) Boobsize? D
f) Nude photographs available for my judgement? You've seen them
g) Anything else you like to tell me? Nope

 

Thank you for filling in the application form. Your possible girlfriendship will definately be considered.

 

okay.. fine!!

a) sure, i'm desperate enough!
b) barely enough to survive in america, but more than enough to live in india
c) yes i can.. and it is edible
d) yes, i know a little American Sign Language
e) a little more than a handful
f) i used to have some on HF, but you'll have to bring your camera to take more for me
g) i know the names of most the birds in northern california