Talk like George Dubya Bush.

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

 

go here and click on the stars:

http://www.doodie.com/george_bush_political_cartoon_animation.php

 

If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of alot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator.

 

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- George W. Bush
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- George W. Bush
"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
- George W. Bush
"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
- George W. Bush
"The future will be better tomorrow."
- George W. Bush
"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
- George W. Bush
"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
- George W. Bush
"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
- George W. Bush
"Public speaking is very easy."
- George W. Bush
"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
- George W. Bush
"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
- George W. Bush
"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- George W. Bush
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
- George W. Bush
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities
in our air and water that are doing it."
- George W. Bush
"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- George W. Bush

 

Happy Joy...You Have Just made me Laugh...

 

lol he's such a doofus

 

I<3bushisms

 

Damn it... well you get the picture. I love that picture.

 

that pic was from right when he seemed to embrace the humor of his idiocy

 

Yep. I wish it was bigger.

 

Haha, there it is. Thanks.

 

fool me once, shame on........ you ............. fool me twice............ wont get fooled again!

 

lol, here goes:

They misunderestimated me.
- US President George W. Bush (November 6, 2000 in Bentonville, Arkansas)

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.
- US President George W. Bush (2000?)

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?
- US President George W. Bush (January 11, 2000)


My views are one that speaks to freedom.
- US President George W. Bush (in Washington, D.C. on Jan. 29, 2004)

And it's a struggle between good and it's a struggle between evil.
- US President George W. Bush in a speech (on terrorism) to the Cattle Industry Annual Convention and Trade Show at the Denver Convention Center (February 8, 2002)

Our nation must come together to unite.
- US President George W. Bush (June 4, 2001)

If you don't stand for anything, you don't stand for anything!
- US President George W. Bush (November 2, 2000 at Bellevue Community College)

I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.
- US President George W. Bush (September 29, 2000 in Saginaw, Michigan)


I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family
- US President George W. Bush (January 27, 2000 in New Hampshire)

I think we agree, the past is over.
- US President George W. Bush (May 10, 2000)

 

"I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here." —at the President's Economic Forum in Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002

"We both use Colgate toothpaste." —after a reporter asked what he had in common with British Prime Minister Tony Blair, Camp David, Md., Feb. 23, 2001

"I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor for what's moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are probably read the news themselves." —Washington, D.C., Sept. 21, 2003

"I'm the commander — see, I don't need to explain — I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president." —as quoted in Bob Woodward's Bush at War

"I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport." —Washington, D.C., Oct. 3, 2001

"Do you have blacks, too?" —to Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001

"This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating." —as quoted by the New York Daily News, April 23, 2002

"It is white." —after being asked by a child in Britain what the White House was like, July 19, 2001

"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe — I believe what I believe is right." —Rome, Italy, July 22, 2001

"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." —Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

 

A penny saved is....uh......a......one cent.

 

I'd cut off my right arm to be left-handed.


(Yogi Berra)

 

I want each and every American to know for certain that I'm responsible for the decisions I make, and each of you are as well.
-- On "Live With Regis", Sep. 20, 2000

He's a good man.
-- Comment about his dog Barney. Barbara Walters interview, Dec. 4, 2001

Well, first of all, I knew our troops were good because I've been reading reports about how good they are.
-- Commander-in-Chief making a really hands-on assessment of his soldiers on tour of Ft. Bragg. Mar. 15, 2002


I had no idea we had so many weapons. What do we need them for?
-- Demonstrating grasp of America's nuclear weapons system. May, 2001

 

Kill all Humans! Kill all Humans! Kill all Humans!!

*clank clank clank*