Talking Dirty

I can't do it....my boyfriend says im too quite.
Whomp whomp lol

What kinda things would ppl say?

 

Tell him he has a huge dick. Especially if he doesn't.

 

LOL u gotta be kidding! he really doesn't! i cant say that!

 

Nope, he'll so desperately want to believe you. He will. It's science.

 

I was really bad at it too at first. A guy I was "with" would tell me I suck at it. So it made me self concious and nervous to do it to anyone else. But the one of my good friends and i started talking dirty and I felt comfortable with him and I just got better at it the more I did it. Find someone your really comfortable with and just do it. Practice makes perfect! lol

 

It is a science. My husband remembers the second time we got laid. Why? Because I told him I didn't remember his cock being that big.

They want to be told they have a big dick and their sexy, that you crave him even when he's not around. Idk how deep you wanna go, but that's a start.

Tell him he's a bad boy and you won't forgive him and let him penetrate you until he makes you cum.

Dress up in a costume for him it might make you want to be more dirty and he will love it too.

 

Ur amazing! i will so try it....lord i hope he doesnt call me out on it! loool

AshleyT girl i am sooo comfy with this man, its not that i feel ways about saying stuff...i just have no clue WHAT to say...u know? i dont wanna do the "yea yea yea, deeper, faster, harder" bull shit....

 

Even if he calls you out, insist on it.

 

I shall insist, im sure he'll feel proud as a peacock lol

PshcyLover, we kinda suck....new at the "love making" stuff....but he's super bad at oral.
I'm just lacking in vocalizing what i want him to do, only cuz I HAVE NO IDEA!
But he's super eager to please which is nice, i feel like its up to me....u know?

 

if you're having trouble vocalizing what you want/like because it's early in your experimenting together, you could always start with some generic things.. like "mmm i love the way you fuck me," "your dick feels sooo good," "do you like that pussy" etc.... i don't know if this is in your taste or in his but many people enjoy this.

the more you two play together and keep communication open, the easier it will be to learn what you like and what you don't like and then share with him

 

a good line that guys love to hear before hand is "I want you inside me" or "I can't wait to have you inside me" Or something along those lines.


Also, if you need help, pick up a cosmopolitan mag. They are always very helpful with the sex advice! I have read a few articles of talking dirty in past ones.

 

Cosmos are super corny thou.....but thanks for the ideas....im gonna have to get more creative and see what he likes

 

haha cosmos can be corney, but some actually can be helpful sometimes!

 

Learning to talk dirty can be a difficult skill to acquire, if it doesn't come naturally to you. Start by using the f-word as often as possible. It's easy to do, and you can't go wrong with that.

Or you can just compliment his dick. Tell him how much you like it. You don't have to mention size.

 

True true ^
I was partially kidding. I've never actually had to lie about someones size before.

 

I'm not a girl who cares a lot about size. I started this from my old account:

http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showthread.php?t=357370&f=279

I think every guy loves to be told how much his lady is looking forward to having his hard shaft thrusting inside her pussy. If she normally doesn't use much profanity, it has even more impact when she does use it, whispered into his ear.

 

I can concur with that statement, it's jaw dropping exciting when you hear your lady saying such things "ladies don't talk that way!"

 

Great Success!!!

So my dirty talking is mild, but he reacted well, dick praise worked well.....now i just gotta get him to talk back, i think thats harder than anything - but fun times thanks for the advice

 

Way to go. :cheers2: I'm just curious, but what kind of things would you like him to say?

 

Yell his name when you are close to cumming. Beg him not to stop, etc.