Tell me your nastiest jokes...

Here's one to start

What's the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle with sand!

Post your jokes but keep em' nasty!

 

how do you get 100,000 babies in a phone booth?
A blender!

How do you get em back out?

Tortillia chips!

 

You can gargle with menstrual blood too. It's rather fun. I do it with mine every month.

 

so do i

 

This isn't gross, but you know.

What's red and crawls up your leg?

A homesick abortion.

 

I think there are fluids a lot more disgusting than menstrual blood. why are so many guys so freaked out by the menstrual cycle?

 

Haha.... it's hardly even "blood" anyways....

Yep

 

Two gay guys are having sex in the shower one day. They're really getting at it, getting close to cumming, when the phone rings.

The gay guy doing the pounding says, "Hold on, I'll be back in a minute. You had better not fucking cum without me, okay? DON'T CUM WITHOUT ME!"

The gay guy taking it says, "Okay, I promise."

The gay guy giving it goes and answers the phone, chit chats for a moment, and goes back into the bathroom. He pulls open the shower curtain and there's cum all over the shower walls.

He looks at his partner and says, "Godammit, I told you not to cum without me!"

The other guy looks at him and says, "I didn't cum, I farted."

 

I adore this one.

 

Haha, thanks, man.

 

I thought it was stupid (no offense to you).

 

None taken. My sister told me it yesterday. Heh.

 

Two tramps were walking along the railroad tracks one day and one tramp said to the other, "I'm the luckiest guy in the world".

"Why is that?" said the other tramp.

"Well, I was walking down these tracks last week and I found a £20. I went into town and bought a case of wine and was drunk for three days."

The other tramp said, "That was pretty good, but I think I'm the luckiest guy in the world. I was walking down these very tracks about two weeks ago, and just up ahead was a gorgeous naked woman tied to the tracks. I untied her and took her up there in the trees and I had sex with her for two days."

"Jesus", said the first tramp. "You are the luckiest guy; did you get a blow job, too?"

"Well", the other tramp said, "No, I never found her head."

 

Aahahhahahahaha!!!

 

HAha, you win.

 

did you all said jokes???


So..this crazy dude...was sitting in a train..
in front of him 2 nice ladies..what happened??
every time..the train went into a tunnel..
this dude..started sneezing..pulled out his dick..
and got an orgasm..
very annoying for these ladies of course..
1 lady said..why for the fuck you're doing this??
this dude said..it's a very rare disease I got..
I always get an orgasm..when I sneeze..
I just can't help it...it always happens..
so the other lady said..don't you take medication for it??
the dude answered..YES...I take sneezing powder

crazy Tiger

 

booh.....:leaving:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WugPsh2PU10

Tiger

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VLYpKGVBUg

 

Nasty, eh?

What's the best part about fucking a 10 yearold girl?


When you're finished, you can turn her over and pretend you're fucking a 10year old boy.

 

How about a mean one?

What did the hotdog vendor say at the bottom of the WTC?


"Who ordered these two jumbos?"