terms for anal sex

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by sentient, Dec 19, 2006.

  1. sentient

    sentient Senior Member

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    council gritter

    Shitter; arsehole; dirtbox. As in: "Watch that one. I hear he takes it up the council gritter". Also Gary (Glitter), apple (fritter).
     
  3. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    Building a desk
     
  4. sentient

    sentient Senior Member

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    building a desk ???
     
  5. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    Yes. Building a desk.
     
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    As in "I can hardly walk; my partner insisted upon building a desk last night" Hear that quite a lot round here...
     
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    well I've not heard of buildimg a desk and cant think why a desk comes into it but
    people who build desks, do you think they
    are bum bandits who fire into the brown bullet hole?
     
  8. lithium

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    Sometimes it's other furniture and fixtures, like kitchen cabinets, occasional tables, chests of drawers. I once heard someone refer to it by saying they'd been constructing a gazebo...
     
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    building a gazeebo?
    not puncturing the rusty sheriffs badge?
     
  10. squawkers7

    squawkers7 radical rebel

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    barebacking
    Rusty Trombone
    Greek Love
    Browning
    heading up the "Hershey Highway"
    Old Dirt Road
    give me a "Rump Roast" or Weenie Roast"
    Fisting
     
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    Up the Wrong 'un.
     
  12. sentient

    sentient Senior Member

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    LOL LOL - hahahaha
    " LOL LOL LOL

    HA HA HA I never heard of these - theyre great !
    HA HA HA

    I know in England you can play cricket and youre either the bowler or batsman
     
  13. wiggy

    wiggy Bitch

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    Up the jacksee (sp)
    up the pooper
    shite street
     
  14. L.A.Matthews

    L.A.Matthews Senior Member

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  15. sentient

    sentient Senior Member

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    bum fun

    arse action

    .
     
  16. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    Hanging shelves
     
  17. cantsmokenomore

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    ROFLMAO!!!
     
  18. sentient

    sentient Senior Member

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    Hanging shelves

    Oh youre just making these up

    not like
    strolling up Bourneville Boulevard
    or poo stabbing
     
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    mbworkrelated Banned

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    I looked for it on google, but my firewall stopped me. It must be somewhat true. Try it yourself.

    'Gay hanging shelves'

    I almost don't want to think how that one came about...almost.
     
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    J0hn Phantom

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    Smashing the back doors open
     

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