working on the marmite motorway http://www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus/profan_results.php?profan=searchstory&id=1218&prof_search=marmite or maybe youve heard of fudge packing strolling down bourneville lane (cadburys bourneville chocolate factory) what other terms for anal sex do you know?
council gritter Shitter; arsehole; dirtbox. As in: "Watch that one. I hear he takes it up the council gritter". Also Gary (Glitter), apple (fritter).
As in "I can hardly walk; my partner insisted upon building a desk last night" Hear that quite a lot round here...
well I've not heard of buildimg a desk and cant think why a desk comes into it but people who build desks, do you think they are bum bandits who fire into the brown bullet hole?
Sometimes it's other furniture and fixtures, like kitchen cabinets, occasional tables, chests of drawers. I once heard someone refer to it by saying they'd been constructing a gazebo...
barebacking Rusty Trombone Greek Love Browning heading up the "Hershey Highway" Old Dirt Road give me a "Rump Roast" or Weenie Roast" Fisting
LOL LOL - hahahaha " LOL LOL LOL HA HA HA I never heard of these - theyre great ! HA HA HA I know in England you can play cricket and youre either the bowler or batsman
Hanging shelves Oh youre just making these up not like strolling up Bourneville Boulevard or poo stabbing
I looked for it on google, but my firewall stopped me. It must be somewhat true. Try it yourself. 'Gay hanging shelves' I almost don't want to think how that one came about...almost.