Thanksgiving toking

Every Thanksgiving all my relatives come over to my house to stuff their faces with turkey and all that wonderful shit. I've decided that before they come over I'm gonna get stoned. I think it will make it more interesting and there will be plenty of food to munch on. This is a potential disaster but what the hell, it will make a great story later on.

For those of you who arent American, Thanksgiving is the holiday that people eat alot food, drink alot of beer, and yell at the football game on T.V.

 

I got a brother and his wife coming down for Thanksgiving and we're going to do vegetarian with lot's of Indian foods. Generally I like to get high but he's dropping it for awhile so I can dig not getting high. Even though I don't much care for the holiday itself (let's celebrate how nice we were to the native americans ) it's still a good excuse to have another feast. Besides a good indian feast is a whole different kind of high in and of itself.

 

Cool Cool...I agree!!!!

 

Two other friends and I are buying a bunch of weed and just baking out all thanksgiving break.

 

same here...me and my friend are gettin a ounce for the break...its gonna be sweet

 

Sounds like every holiday with my family (except the football might be baseball or whatever...season specific.) Ahh, good times...

 

Yeah, I don't much care for Thanksgiving (manifest destiny, biatch!), so this should be another day like any other day , especially because I live alone now and am miles from my family, but I do love Christmas eve and Christmas day, just for the feel of it. Strange, I'm not a Christian, but I like a day that celebrates the birth of their messiah. Smoking on Christmas day is cooler than any other day for me for some reason, especially if it's snowing or there's fresh snow.

 

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Western culture is kind of stupid about these things. Why do we need one day a year for saying thanks? Shouldn't we do that every day? Why is there one holy day of the week? Shouldn't every day be holy? These kinds of things bother me...

 

haha, I'll make sure to come into your house on Thursday and take some of your shit and a couple of your rooms in the back there. It's just my destiny, after all! And if you disagree... I'll shoot you!

 

Yeah, for the Jews the Sabbath is as much a resting day as a holy day, but the holy days make no sense to me anyway. You should be holy every day. Atleast the Muslims can say that for themselves.

 

Ooh turkey day.. Being Canadian, I celebrated Thanksiving last month. Around that time i grabbed a 1/2 oz from a guy that my buddy works with who won a quality grow kit from the local radio station and grew a plant on his roof. The reason I bring this up is because I remember the day before thanksgiving my sister and I walked into the house and her, a non toker (respects my choice as I respect hers) notified me that the whole house smelled like a skunk, as I entered behind her my jaw dropped at the massive scent emanating from my double bagged 1/2 oz which was located at the other end of my house. Luckily our parents and younger sister were 3hrs away and i had time to stash the weed in my safe (would have been a good idea in the 1st place) and open the windows and air the place out.

Enjoy the turkey, company and everything else associated with this holiday.

Peace - J

 

Turkey tastes better when youre high. And so does the stuffing. good idea man

 

Canadians have thanksgiving? I thought it was just an American holiday...

 

My usual referendum for Thanksgiving is:

Wake up -> Smoke -> Eat Breakfast -> Smoke -> Eat hors deourves/appetizers -> Smoke -> Eat first helping of dinner -> Smoke -> Eat second plate -> Smoke -> Eat dessert -> Smoke -> Eat third plate -> Smoke

But yeah I agree with you guys about the hypocriticism of Thanksgiving... Yay let's all be thankful that our ancestors founded this great country upon a genocide.

 

Yeah, the Canadians had a "thanksgiving" about 200 years before we did, but I think it was in November for a long time like ours, and then made officially done in early October sometime in the 40s or 50s. They thank the good health of some king from the 16th century, and of good harvest. So, I guess you could say we stole it from the French and British north of us.

 

Hey now! Don't forget to have a friendly feast with him first before you slaughter him. One must have a full belly for ruthless killing.

 

Oh, ofcourse! And I'll make sure to sell her some useless shit, and then rape her and the women of her tribe! Oh well, the Indians knew how to kill when they killed. Would you rather be shot in the head with a Musketball or gutted, skinned to the bone, scalped and nailed to a tree?

 

Wait a minute: trippinBTM is a her? : well then that damn injun still needs some cranberry sauce! Pass the big forks.

 

Nah, I wasn't talking to Branflake. I was talking to LivingLegends. Living Legends is a female.