That awkward moment when you have to fart around folks.

Like "let it rip" type fart..
and if you move it might slip..
AND a BUNCH of people are surrounding you
and there's nothing you can do but listen to
that bubbly sound your stomach makes ..
and say you're just hungry.:bomb:

 

Cough loudly..

 

What if it's a LONGGGGG fart ?
I'm sure a cough can't cover that , it would just be a fail >.<
with everyone giving you the "poker face"

 

pull the cats tail

 

I wish I had thaught of that yesterday when I did that and a person who had hurd me had given me a dirty look.

 

lol, If you cough and fart at the same time, it's just considered funny then, no longer disgusting.

 

blame the kids

 

lol , Not if your fart is longer. >.<

^:rofl:

 

i've pretty much mastered the art of the silent fart. which is a good thing because i've been eating pretty badly lately..

 

Tell me how you mastered it ^

 

I remember that happened when I was working as a bus boy, wasnt silent.
I thought it might pass as a sound that the booth benches would make, until I hear a woman say "that's disgusting."

 

Loll.. I would've just played along with it and said " I know right"
and looked at some other person..

 

I like to think she was talking about something else.

 

hahaha.

 

lots and lots of practice.



nah, i don't really know. if i had to fart right now i'd pay attention to how i do it, but unfortunately i'm gas free at the moment. i think the key is in cheek position though.

 

relax the sphincter.. imagine your are trying to blow a single dandelion seed, but with your brown starfish.

 

Lol.. cheek position ?

 

indeed.

 

I just rip one and blame the dog...

 

to bad i only have fish ..
that are frozen , in the freezer . >.<