that sucks

So I just had to get up and evacuate my apartment because there was a fire. I noticed smoke in my apartment and heard people in the hallway, so I got up and opened my door. The hallway was filled with smoke and everyone was running around panicking.

It turns out only one apartment got burned. The fire department, fire marshall, and cops are all pissed at the guy who lives there. Why? He started the fire by putting too much oil on the stove and taking a shower while his french fries cooked. :toetap05: Thanks douchebag

 

I'm glad you didn't burn and die.


I don't know which is to blame, french fries or showers.
Since I like fries too much,

I'm boycotting showers.




showers cause fires.

 

That's why I'm terrified of the idea of living in an apartment building.

 

that guy needs a convection oven...fries turn out alright and way less oil

 

what a coincidence! i just had to get up and evacuate my bowels.

bff?

 

I suppose he had one, for a little while.

 

I don't think his fries turned out that good though...

 

Convection ovens are the coolest kitchen appliance EVER. Daniel's mom got one for Christmas the first year we dated and god...that thing can cook anything!