That white lady came over today...

Hello! I feel like I'm moving in slow motion. Crablegs??...did you hear that? CRABLEGGGSS! We are starving, HUNGRY AS HELL! Dont think I could swallow a Chinese donut right now. Ekkkk! Cottonmouth. She keeps drinkin my water.
We are on drugs! We are ALL on drugs...
The aliens took over my webcam, now I am a yard Gnome. My tongue really does feel like sandpaper. **gargles with water. Alahlahlahalahahahha!
I feel like I dont have any eyelids! Where are my eyelids? Am I blinking?

Me, I'm your mine...yea...me.

 

bowwowowowowowow, yiypyiypyiypyiypyiypyiy;

 

i have been tripping balls all nite on fungus with my friends and im ...gettin hungry !!too ....and everybody smoked all most all the dand n went home to eat .

 

like the picture, crummy?

 

I only like canned crab meat

 

oh fuck the sun will be up 4 u know it n im stillinterdimensional....

 

i love babybud

 

when the sun rises, we are going to lick the car clean.

 

I love stitch

 

lilo's stitch?

 

MINE!!!!! he is all mine

 

gasp!**
no iii love stitch!

 

im not sure ...but that aftertaste ...i think i allready did that !!!

 

Wtf is a chinese donut?

 

its a goddamm fucking donut from china

 

Riiiiiight

 

its a donut with sprinkled shit on it, but without the hole.

 

Sounds good

 

guuuten

 

flesh of small creature + ovum of domestic fowl n gritts n toast sounds good now ...