That's my Bush!

Discussion in 'Politics' started by JayBird, Aug 12, 2005.

  1. JayBird

    JayBird Member

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    "They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program."
    -George W. Bush

    Okey dokey.

    "Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods."
    -George W. Bush, Dec. 20, 2000

    :rolleyes:

    "The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants."
    -George W. Bush, Jan. 2001

    :confused:

    "There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead."
    -George W. Bush, May 11, 2001

    :D
     
  2. AannaSolo

    AannaSolo Member

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    we all know he's crazy, nice quotes though
     
  3. JayBird

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    "You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." —George W. Bush, to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005

    "If the terriers and bariffs are torn down, this economy will grow."
    -George W. Bush, Jan. 2000

    "If a person doesn't have the capacity that we all want that person to have, I suspect hope is in the far distant future, if at all."
    -George W. Bush, May 22, 2001

    What?


    "It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."
    -George W. Bush

    One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."
    -George W. Bush

    "I always jest to people, the Oval Office is the kind of place where people stand outside, they're getting ready to come in and tell me what for, and they walk in and get overwhelmed in the atmosphere, and they say, man, you're looking pretty." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Nov. 4, 2004

    Read that last one again.
     
  4. Eugene

    Eugene Senior Member

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    Y'know, it's quotes like those that make me doubt he gave up the bottle.
     
  5. Digger168

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    Actually, quotes given by Mr Bush allow me to realize that
    He really suffered maximum brain damage during his tenure with cocaine.

    "There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead."
    -George W. Bush, May 11, 2001

    If that's not foreshadowing..............

    I don't know what is.
     
  6. shaggie

    shaggie Senior Member

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    'That's My Bush' really was a funny show. I doubt we'll ever see that show air anywhere again, not after the special status Bush obtained after the 911 incident.

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  7. matthew

    matthew Almost sexy

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    all kind of childish but what the hell..



    "But I also made it clear to (Vladimir Putin) that it's important to think beyond the old days of when we had the concept that if we blew each other up, the world would be safe."
    -George W. Bush, May 1, 2001

    "I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating."

    http://www.digitaldreamdoor.com/pages/quotes/georgewbush.html


    *giggles*
     
  8. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    I like that one. :D
     
  9. PurpleGel

    PurpleGel Senior Member

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    what a fuckin' tool.
     
  10. JayBird

    JayBird Member

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    Tools are useful. Hence the name. I don't think he's crazy, as in clinically insane. He may be one of those people who are book smart but can't effectively communicate. The thing is, he's in a job that absolutely requires public speaking skills as a prerequisite. And he sucks. Badly. As the chief representative for America, he is the basis from which opinions about Americans are formed. Everytime I deal with someone from another country, either on-line or in person, I have to prove that I'm not a blathering idiot. I'm sick of it. George Bush and Jerry Springer. Christ.
     
  11. shaggie

    shaggie Senior Member

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    Some of these things are beyond his poor speaking abilities. Such as: Did he have to go along with his Hollywood advisors and put on his old national guard flight suit and make that pretentious victory speech on that aircraft carrier pretending to be Gen. MacArthur? He could at least try to become his own person and reject some of these silly routines that his advisors tell him to do.

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  12. shaggie

    shaggie Senior Member

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    That time he addressed those college students was a disaster. A student asked Bush what he thought about tribal sovereignty. Bush obvously didn't know what that meant. He said, "It means you are sovereign. You're a sovereign-entity. You've been given sovereignty and you are sovreign."

    Those students in the audience were just laughing.

    But then again, we can't expect someone to be worldly-wise when his whole life has been sheltered in Texas. Addressing the Pope as 'Sir' is another example. Didn't anyone tell him that 'Your Holiness' is the proper title? Or did Bush think that was his own proper title? :)

    He doesn't bother to get other peoples' titles correct, yet Bush gets upset at press conferences when someone calls him 'Sir' instead of 'Mr. President.'

    When a reporter called him Sir, Bush said, "Who are you speaking to?" If I were the reporter I would have said, "You mean you don't know that either?" or "I'm sorry. I meant 'dumbass'." :)

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  13. JayBird

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    Here are a couple more gems. I don't trust politicians. Never have, never will. I don't trust Republicans. I don't trust Democrats. Or Libertarians, Greens, Socialists, Commies or anarchists. They're all power hungry assholes. That's a pretty sorry state of affairs, isn't it? Maybe I'll find an island somewhere and form a nation of one. Or maybe two.

    "The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him."
    - G.W. Bush, 9/13/01

    Sounds like a plan, George. We just suffered the worst attack in our nation's history via 19 guys with goddamn box cutters. Let's go smoke their asses. Oh, wait:

    "I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority."
    - G.W. Bush, 3/13/02

    Yeah, gotta sell that Iraq plan. Gotta catapult that propaganda.

    I couldn't make this shit up if I tried. Source: http://www.buzzflash.com/contributors/2002/11/13_Laden.html
     
  14. matthew

    matthew Almost sexy

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    Jerry Springer is no idiot ...I am not goint to get into 'GWB' as i may get metaphorically lynched .:p
     
  15. *Ewan*

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    I have to say that bush is an idiot. But i think its more sinster than that. Chaney seems to be the one that is really running america, but i doubt he could ever win an election campaign.

    I hate springer but i have admit he's very clever and manipulative.
     
  16. JayBird

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    You won't be lynched, metaphorically or otherwise. You're entitled to your opinion. Some may disagree, I may disagree. But you're entitled to your opinion. As for Springer...I won't go there. I've got a headache from just talking about Bush. I'll tackle Springer another day.
     
  17. Statistic#514v3

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    "I'm a stupid piece of shit."
    -George W. Bush, Jul. 6,1946-
     
  18. Green

    Green Iconoclastic

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    This is funny.
     
  19. taxrefund90

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    it was a hilarious show. i remember the one show with his yale buddies coming to the white house and he is going to execute somebody.
     
  20. shaggie

    shaggie Senior Member

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    I think some stations in Britain or somewhere in Europe played the re-runs of it this past year. Someone on this board mentioned it a while back. I haven't seen it anywhere on the U.S. airways.
     

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