The Airport

Can anyone relate that the airport is the weirdest place in the world?
I want/could make a movie about all the shit going on in the airport: funny and weird.
I hadnt smoked in about a month and right before i got to the airport, i took about 6 great hits of some really great stuff. I was really confused at first, but it was because my friends dropped me off at the wrong place.
Its so fun because i have so much psychological thoughts running through my head nonstop.
I just wondered if you had any experiences or thoughts or anything. sounds like a good thread no one has used.

There was this one really fat mexican lady breast feeding her baby right in the middle of everything. i glanced over and then jerked my head back because it was very surprising and nasty. i mean it was just hanging out in the open while she was sitting across from people including me. ha. weird.

And there was this guy: i dont know if he had a mental problem or he was just so cheesed out and funny. he had an uncontrollable unexplainable laugh. definitely something you would see in a movie. everyone was looking over at him and was laughing. funny.

 

that would be an interesting movie
but you had me thinking of when im driving in a car and you look over at the people going by you, i wonder what their life story is, has anyone else

 

Intresting Colorado has weird ppl in their airport.
I went high once, I was scared shitless.

What part of Co you from>?

 

Ive done this a couple times,
but the i simply stopped caring

 

While secretly thinking to themselves "I hope that guys not on my plane."

 

yea, I do that sometimes. I find myself just wondering where there going, if there pissed off, if the ever killed someone. Just weird shit like that. There are 6 billion + of us and we all have a story.

 

I think high school is the funniest place to be. Whenever I'm high and walking down the halls I hear so many people say high school cliche things and I can't help but laugh.

 

then finding out that he's actually the pilot of their plane

 

There is nothing weird about a woman breast feeding her child. It would be weird if she didn't. I know you think it's weird that she did it in public but it's still all good.

 

airports give me the heebie jeebies.
i hate flying

 

I'm always the guy they take to the side and search thoroughly.
Must be the dreads, beard, raggedy ass clothes . .

I travel a lot.

Those TSA bastards always ask me these simple psychological questions
and I can't help but laugh at how robotic these fuck heads are

 

I don't fly much. Good thing too, too many cops around and I would get freaked out. (been arrested for possession)

 

I once wrote a poem
and left it sitting underneath the chair I was sitting in before I got on the plane.

Well,
5 huge mother fuckers came onto the plane and took me off
they interrogated me over this poem

I laughed my ass off at them, telling them I was just writing, leaving it for someone to find

they thought I was going to blow up the plane

I fucking hate America.

 

You shouldn't say that because of what happened to you. What you really hate is the airport security.

 

Sorry, let me clarify

I'm a "native american" who woke up alive in this day and age and found my country and tribes in ruin.

I seriously hate this country, my friend.

 

Well, then the "I hate America" comment didn't have anything to do with the post.
When I think of "America" I think of the ideals that it was founded upon, which I think are good. However, I do hate the way this country is run. I, too, hate Jackson for taking the land from the Native Americans because it was a real douche bag move, but I don't hate America, just the government and most of the people that run/ran it.

 

You can interpret anything I say any way you want to, mr. Fish
and I, as a poet, can say anything I damn well please.

You know what I meant, obviously.

I love this land

but what is america?

it's a label for zombie idiot mother fucker, in my opinion.

Anyway, yeah airports are great!

 

Oh, so now only poets can say whatever they want? Free speech isn't for just people in general anymore?


lol jk
Sorry, I'm bored.

 

haha
poets
buddha fish
bitches
and politicians
all have the right to say whatever they want!

EXCEPT IN THE AIRPORT-

 

I went to an airport once me and my freind and we were on the little moving sidewalk thing and we had our bags and as we got of the moving thing both our bages caught and we fell.... Some dude came up to us and justs tarted pointing in our faces and laughing his ass off... It was weird