The art of diaper changing

Clearly, I do not have it. Shit every-fucking-where. How did I master this when I was 12, and now, I cannot hold a 19 lb baby down long enough to not have to shampoo a large area of the carpet? Remind me to never have babies.

 

you're going ot have 3 sets of twins

and seriously, if i can change a baby, you can change a shitty diaper as well

 

Poop diapers are mommy diapers and pee diapers are daddy diapers!

 

STFU! The only twins I will ever have are the twins whose fate will ultimately be meeting the vacuum.

But I did put the baby to sleep. Yeah, the maternal side of me is realllly kicking in. bwahaha

 

Not in my house they weren't

 

we will see about that

 

Oh I guarantee that!!!

 

Oh your one of them really cool wives and do all the diapers, awesome!

 

nothing in life is guaranteed
i'm feeling pretty risky, but confident that i will win out on this

 

really the way it should be

 

lol. He wishes.
Nah, I blame breastfeeding- I fed the baby so he handled a bulk of the poopy diapers for me

 

Had you not added the "I fed the baby" I was gonna have fun with that post, darn!

 

I can change a diaper. The first time she got the heel of her foot in shit and smeared the back flap of her onesie. It was funny. Now i just remember to hold her feet, wipe and tuck the diaper underneath her.
She is allergic to the wipes, so every time she soils herself, she gets her booty washed.

 

Have you found any she is not allergic to?We always used the unscented newborn sensitive ones... Or just tried cloth wipes?

 

No. we think she is allergic to the plastics or acids in the cloths. I am allergic to them as well. No, for now, since it got so bad, she is keeping her without a diaper during the day. Its mostly gone away in 4 days, and when she is completely healed, we will do washcloths.

 

on the poop diapers, we would actually call not it if we smelled it.

 

Maybe try organic ones?

I remember when I first came to visit John. I would offer to change Jack's diaper but he would get all crazy and dont want me to change him and I was like "but he doesnt want me to, I dont want to make him let me change his diaper. I feel bad".

That was many, many, MANY diapers ago.

 

We used to buy these- organic cotton wipes from walmart, fairly cheap

http://walmart.triaddigital.com/Sustainability-Page_ektid39900.aspx

hmm, in fact I need more for in the diaper bag- food ,messy faces hands and stuff.

 

whoa that's sexist

 

damn that's sexist too