The "Ban" Game. =]

ok. so! you've probably seen this somewhere else. but whatevers.
the object of the game is to "Ban" the person above you. not literally, but its just pretend.
Etc.
"I ban you because.... i think your hot"
idk... something like that.
kk, and... go!

 

I ban you for staging a protest at the country music awards trying get people to Vote Sanjay best new artist award.

 

I BAN YOU BECAUSE I DONT KNOW WHO SANJAY IS.

LOL....
opps.. sorry bout the caps.

 

I ban you for using all caps in a strictly non all caps area.

 

I ban you for using Secret insted of ARRID.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=34854103

 

I ban you for making fun of Idunno and all the horrible things you said about her in that PM you sent me.

 

I ban you for having such jagged hairy legs.

 

I ban you for overuse of Tanya Harding references.

 

I ban you for swearing off Pringles forever, and not a week later inhaling a can of salt and vinegar ones in front a priest.

 

I ban you for spending over $10K on a pyramid scheme involving footcare products which smell of licorice.

 

I ban you for Boycotting the 1984 Los Angeles Summer Olympic Games.
Commie!!!!

 

huh ???

 

I ban you for pretending not to understand the simple rules of this thread.

 

I ban you for calling your daughter a pig on her answering machine and broadcasting the message on the internets.

(Idunno: I'm just screwing with you.)

 

I ban you for your insensitive use of the word "kraut" in your resume.

 

I ban you for using a falsetto voice to sing "I'm a Little Teapot" on American Idol.

 

I ban you for belittling the music of ABBA while riding in a taxi cab on Long Island in 1994.

 

I ban you for rolling around in your own filth before attending a formal banquet in your supervisor's honor.

 

You get a double banning for making your last two girlfriends dress up as Mary-Kate or Ashley and call you Joey in bed.

 

They were supposed to keep that a secret!!!!!!

I ban you for wearing a ballerina tutu and marching in the local St Patrick's day parade.