the best compliment ever

you read me. what is the best compliment you have ever recieved, either sexually or otherwise.

i got my 2 "best" compliments when i lost my virginity

and they are:

1."wow you are really big for a white guy" to wich i was really uncomfy and said "um thanks?"
and
2."oh man i can tell you arent a virgin" to which i said "well... actually... i am"

go

 

when i lost mine he said, "You have beautiful eyes. They're so big, you look like an alien."

 

"You are the smartest stoner I know Topher"

"So, the stories are true" (got this compliment after a girl was asking me if all the "myths" about me having a..."extended member" were true.)

 

i cant think of any right off hand.. because i dont take criticism well.. whether its good or bad.. i usually just kick it to the curb

 

probably when i got told by a boy and a girl in the same night that i'm a great kisser

second would be about how i give the best head he's ever gotten. this has happened with 2 guys, and i've only done that with these 2 guys... so i'm basically at 100% right now

 

^^ Ooh Laa !

 

arty:

now tell us mr. green, what's your best compliment?

 

You should have your own cooking show, and that I must have been a dude in a past life coz you have to have had a dick to know how to suck one so well. lol
And another one just coz its been said many times. "you can take it all baby" Hahahaha

 

"I dont care if my parents are home, I want YOU now"

I was so high when my girlfriend said that, I started laughing and said "You looked like uncle sam when you pointed at me and said I want you"

That was a good day lol.

 

"no one's ever made my boobs feel that amazing before"

one g/f had really sensative breasts and nipples and I guess her previous b/f had just always been too rough with it. That was a hot aspect though, I mean she was really hot to begin with, but having a girl that would get off so much just by kissing and sucking on her tits is awesome

Sorry, no ironic comment, just an awesome one

 

I dont really want to talk of it.

Kinda killing the topic, sorry guys...

 

Ahaha, if I was with a chick an she said that to me I'd probably would have accidentally punched her in the teeth.


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Idk really what mine is.. Probably when this girl was like "I bet I can put your whole dick in my mouth" or something along those lines, and I said "I'd like to see that" Then she pulled my pants down .. "er.. maybe I can't"

Lol, and only reason I even remember that is cuase I thought it was funny, I don't usually like to be complimented.

 

ummmm......imma go with....

gah'd i think you're in my stomache (never laugh'd so hard during sex) and one girl i put to sleep and she start'd snoring that was a classic moment as well

 

i can't remember any right now.. i don't take compliments very well. i always get embarrassed and stuff haha. if i can think of one later though i'll post it.

 

"Wow, chuck, Can't believe how talented you are with your cock" - From me to me

 

I wouldn't take the 2nd as a compliment..

 

Well I do....I mean when you put a bitch to sleep after fucking the shit out of her i take that as a compliment or a job well done(right ladies? lol).....cause i know when i bust a good nut i take my ass to sleep lol

 

*pulls out the proverbial penis measuring stick for all that have posted in this thread*

 

Dude its all about fucking snoring women

 

i hate women that snore.. i like sticking my dick in their mouth to stop the snoring.. works way better than those breathe right strips