here's a good joke. it's only partly about sex, but it's hilarious anyway. Little Johnny's walking down the hall and he's passing his mom's room. He hears the word shit and he asks what it means. "It means makeup" says his mother. So he keeps walking down the hall and his two older brothers are in their room, fighting and calling eachother dicks and pussies. Little johnny asks what those words mean and they say they mean hats and coats. He walks down the stairs and he hears the word fuck. He asks what it means and his dad says it means stuffing, as in stuffing the turkey. So then the doorbell rings. It's little johnny's aunt and uncle. So he opens the door and says: "Hi, let me take your dicks and pussies! Mom's upstairs putting shit on her face, and dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey!" hahahahahaha! nalencer told me this joke.
I heard a really disgusting one the other day How the accountant fix his constipation problem? He worked it out with a pencil.
