The Best Story Ever Told!

heres how it works:

I am very stoned right now, and I am going to tell a story. You are only allowed to read it if you are stoned. when I am done, another stoned mothafucka can take up the story and keep going. but they must be VERY stoned to do it. it can keep going forever, and all the stoned mothafuckaz can keep adding to it. sound fun?

okay, here goes, chapter one:



"once upon a time, long, long ago, lived a princess. she was a beautiful young woman, with long, flowing blonde hair. but not a white, processed blonde; twas a natural, shimmering blonde, soaked with the sun. "

well, not quite a chapter, but it takes a long time to make your way through that paragraph when your totally stoned out of your mind, WHICH YOU MUST BE TO WRITE In THIS STORY and i recommend you be that stoned to read the story, otherwise it could suck. but um.

okay so you can also write alot too, of course! keep in mind that sometimes the mind processes tons of info sometimes when your stoned, whiles sometimes it goes really slow. right now mine is going really fast and im fucking typing at like 78 words per minute. damnnnnnnnnnnn slow down dj.

now i am going slow. veryyyy slow. like a slow deep bass, and i ain't talkin bout the fish.

ok so get the idea? im not sure what that idea was but im sure if your stoned you'll understand it. okay, so ^thats how the story starts, the thing about the princess. now some other stoned mothafucka add to it, and keep it going fellow stoners! goodbye! peace! love! good weed to ye all!!!!!

 

i dont think i will ever get stoned enough to add to this and if i do i will probably pass out before i'm done typing so unfortunatley i will not be able to add to this thread.

 

well i just meant baked! not like out of this world stoned, i kinda got off on a tangent there and i for some reason felt like stressing the point that you had to be high. i dunno but anyways you should all add to it if your baked

but um, maybe you meant it sounds really stupid unless your stoned, and you cant add to it cause you feel like an idiot cause this thread is just so idiotic. fuck. im sorry guys but damnit now im sad i get mood swings when im this baked but anyways...

back to the story

 

This is a good idea But sadly, I don't have any weed...I think I'm finally getting some Sunday though, so I'll come back to write then

 

Im baked out of my mind right now...

So the princess went into the woods and sat on a rock.

i'm too fucking stoned to think of anything else....

Oh wait, the princess then walked to another part of the woods and sat on another rock. a frog shows up with a bong and they get stoned.

 

ha ok so maybe this was one of those "bad" stoned ideas that just don't work very well... sorry bout that.

 

This bad stone happened to be the work of evil genius Lord Vladamire of skiwabba land.
After sitting on this stone she started to feel...stoned...the princess then though to herself "well he isnt so evil after all".
So she decided to pay good ol' Vladamire a visit in his lonely castle made of sand.

When she arrived there were bongs decorating the whole palace, joints all attached together to form a rug. She had a little look around until she was confronted by Lord Vladamire.

Vladamire soon explained how he was not evil after all and how it had been a big mis understanding involving some quiche, a mermaid and a butter knife.
He offered to explain to thge princess (whos name was Yuneeg), he started by saying:
"........


-*continue...*-

 

Lord Vladamire: "Ey bitch you're standing on my rug made out of joints. You dont see me going over to your house and stepping all over your shit."

 

Lord Vladamire: You best get out o' here before i smoke yo ass bitch

 

Lord Vladamire: "Oh I'm just kidding me lady... come in and smoke a while..."

 

then she pooped on his joint rug

 

Lord Vladimir: "oh shit bitch! what the fuck you doin shittin on my mothafuckin joint rug? you dumb, bitch? damn, you fool mothafucka. get the fuck in here while i clean up yo' mess. fuckin then we goin' blazeeeee motha fuckin fuckuh!!!"

 

Suddenly the princess took from under her dress a purple turtle. the purple turtle also took a shit on his rug.

 

soon there was a mass shitting going on in Lord Vladamires private quarters...little did he know that......

 

lord vladie pulls out some trojans and hits it from the back yo midevil pornoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

and then ppulls some crazy ass to mouth shit. and you NEVER go ass to mouth

 

And all of a sudden, it starts raining bags of weed. Lord Vladimir swiftly slays all the stoners converging on the area, gathers all the baggies and takes them back to his castle. He then gets a fantastic idea... why not hotbox the entire castle? So Lord Vlad orders all his servants out of the castle and instructs them to seal all doors, windows, chimneys and vents from outside... and proceeds to carry out his devious plan..

 

while he is stoning himself, he gets the magnificent idea of burning his joint rug.

 

so he lights the motha fucka up,and wush a fucking cloud the size of heaven fills the castle but then the shit which was still on his rug starts burning and stinking up their beautiful cloud of pot smoke so lord vad decides to

 

Blow the fire out with his huge lungs.