The Cop man, he's gonna pull us over

Discussion in 'Paranoid?' started by Professor Jumbo, May 21, 2005.

  1. Professor Jumbo

    Professor Jumbo Mr. Smarty Pants

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    Maybe this should go in the forum about weed, but its not really about weed it's about being paranoid on weed so it goes here.

    Today I was diriving around with this dude and we smoked a joint or two or somethin. And we saw this cop and we said "oh crap, the cop is going to pull us over" but he didn't pull us over. That allways happens if you see a cop when you have been smoking, you always think that the cop is going to get you. But you what? The cop never gets you. It all just pot paranoia. so the next time you see the cop when you been smoking you know that he ain't gonna get you.
     
  2. RiderOnTheStorm

    RiderOnTheStorm Butters!!

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    Get high, pigs can't fly!
     
  3. RRACE

    RRACE Member

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    Hey you know what-My friend and I did the exact same thing but he did pull us over.:confused:
     
  4. make art not war

    make art not war Member

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    it can actually happen, the pigs know something is going down but when they see you all hyper and shit trying to clear up the smoke and all, they will think your just getting a blowjob

    but the fuzz does but fucking stoners
    they busted me about a month ago, and now I haven't smoked a joint since nobody likes too share
     
  5. stardust

    stardust Banned

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    the police pull me over on a fairly regular basis. (the fact that my van is falling apart probably has something to do with this!)

    now, even if i just pass a cop car i'm always watching in my mirror for them to pull me. sometimes they do and sometimes they dont.

    but im always paranoid about it. and i dont even smoke dope!!

    peace and love
    stardust
    xxx
     
  6. Starchild423

    Starchild423 Member

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    i may be a hippy, but i dont to drugs. dont do them and u wont get pulled over , and u wont get in trouble
     
  7. Xexe17

    Xexe17 Member

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    Ya, but the one time you're all like, they're not gonna get me, they will! My uncle is a piggy, but he's cool, and he know's about my weed smoking.
     
  8. stonr

    stonr Member

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    oh shit, that remind me, like 2 months ago me and my friend spent the whole day getting high in his car, we had blunts, j's, bowls, we smokedd till we were retarted and we couldnt do shit right so we were like fuck this shit were going back to his moms by the beach and chilling there, and there was a cop trailing us for 3 blocks thenhe turned off, and we got over this little bridge were you couldnt see the end unless you went over it, and we got over and 5 fucking squad cars lined up blocking the street. omg we got so scared. it was jsut some scooterdick hit a tree so we didnt get stoped but it scared the shit out of us
     
  9. kayahaze

    kayahaze Member

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    hahahaha! thats hilarious! I'm glad you didn't get pulled over though!
     
  10. bluefairy

    bluefairy Member

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    im never really afraid of cops when ive been smoking and driving. i never think theyre looking for me. i dont know...they're just pigs any way. offer them a donut and theyll leave ya alone.
     
  11. toke1234

    toke1234 Member

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    I get so paranoid I have to pull off to a station or something every time I see a pig.
     
  12. FunkyPhreshMama

    FunkyPhreshMama Visitor

    That is by far not true at all! People are always looking for people who "look different" to push shit off on. I am sorry and I hate to say it but I got pulled a TON with dreadlocks, even with my three children in the car and I can honestly say I NEVER had anything illegal in that car around my kids. Still got pulled though and once he realized I didnt have anything he tried to say I ran a red light 3 miles ago....................... Why didnt he pull me 3 miles ago then?
     
  13. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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  14. FunkyPhreshMama

    FunkyPhreshMama Visitor

    screw inner circle for making shitty music after Jacob Miller passed away!
     
  15. HT2a-portal

    HT2a-portal Member

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    Hey one time I got pulled over in my own driveway and the cop searched my car which had a ounce behind the radio, and guess what, he didn't find it, then he made me empty my pockets. I had 3 cigarette packs, one unopened, still in the cellophane, one open with a few cigarettes in it, and one with a bag of weed, papers and a few roaches. He actually unwrapped the first one, took the cigs out and shook it out on the top of my car, opened the one with just cigs in it and did the same then... never even opened the second one. I got pulled over 2 more times with the ounce bag still behind the stereo later and they never found it...
     
  16. badfish420

    badfish420 Member

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    i turn down a side street whenever i see a cop going the same way. they fuck with young people because they think we are too scared to do anything. when theres a cop around i get the fuck out of there, ive been pulled over too many times for too many reasons
     
  17. HT2a-portal

    HT2a-portal Member

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  18. EJHIzz

    EJHIzz Member

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    check out one time at urbandictionary.com
    (you are only supposed to look at them one time because more than one look will attract their attention)
    but in general, pigs have way too much power nowadays
     
  19. AT98BooBoo

    AT98BooBoo Senior Member

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    Know your rights folks!!! They can't search your car in your own driveway beacuse you're private property!
     
  20. Dr.Pepper

    Dr.Pepper Member

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    god damn i smoke pot in my friends car all the time and drive around hella stoned and even drunk some times. never had any problems ever in the slightest.
     

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