The Crocodile Hunter was mudered by the CIA!!!!

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by crummyrummy, Sep 12, 2006.

  1. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    I dont have any facts yet, and I was hoping you people could help support my theory.
     
  2. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

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    IM sure pressed rat would have countless conspiracy theories on that
     
  3. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

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    seriously though, I wonder if some poachers got him in though........
     
  4. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    Well, recently uncovered documents prove that the CIA has been training for years these normally passive stingrays to be intruments of death. In sealed documents soon to be released by the Irwin Family, Steve had accidently uncovered this information and was following a up a lead when he surprised a well train stingray agent. The poor animal merely responded how it had been conditioned. Several human CIA operatives were caught on the video tape leading the stingray to the location of the shoot, one even said "SIC EM BOY". The family also alledges this is the real reason the tape was confiscated and has not been aired publicly.
     
  5. Peace Attack

    Peace Attack Make War

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    for serious?
     
  6. skidrowgirl

    skidrowgirl Yeah, like I care.

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    That's completely false. He was killed by a stingray.
    The stingray pierced him in his chest with its ding dong because he never paid it for the smack he got from it.
    God, you guys. Get the story right. Jeez. LMAO.
    I mean, the CIA was present when it happened, yeah, but it was all part of a conspiracy put together by Oprah Winfrey and Willford Brimley.
     
  7. crummyrummy

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    Well the CIA aint talking, we'll have to wait til the reports are released to the media.
     
  8. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    haha, you just became my favorite random thinker. And I didnt even have to PM ya 4 nudes
     
  9. makno

    makno Senior Member

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    well you should always pay for your smack .....never cheat the manteca man ......but illegal production of h has been a side buisness of the cia since they called it the oss and dullas set up h from turky to get refined n shipped in marsells through nyc after 67 they kicked their own euro buisness over [french conn busts ] in favor of the one that dad bush cooked up in laos -thailannd....later dad bush was cia chief of south america , where he set up some very profitable things ......its funny , after the soviets were defeated ion afganistan , they let it rot untill the taliban stated it would stop opium production ....they were out shortly after amnnd this year h production is up bunches in afganistan .
     
  10. hotwater

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    Correct he was killed by Mercenaries hired by the CIA :mad:




    Hotwater
     
  11. crummyrummy

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    The CIA, felt Steve was getting too close the truth, that Ringo Starr was really the walrus...and for that Steve had to die...oh shit, I hope they arent monitoring this thread
    *hides under Blanket*
     
  12. madcrappie

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    I always knew wilfred brimley was into more than just rice a roni.......... I know its the san francisco treat and all, but still.....
     
  13. crummyrummy

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    Wilford Brimley is North AMerican Subchancellor of the Illuminati, no one knows how far up Oprah is in the chain......
     
  14. makno

    makno Senior Member

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    enuff of all this talk .....im counting on all the forum peeps to send me 10 bucks .....when i have 500 , ill drive to nyc and purchace some pain relief
     
  15. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    there are WAY more than 50 forum peeps. I think your trying to scam us!!!!!
    YOU ARE IN ON IT!!!!
    Thats why you want us to change the subject!!!!
     
  16. makno

    makno Senior Member

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    well its just that ive done the last of the morphine and im tryin to scam up a way so as im not sick for the next 10 days ...
     
  17. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    feel for ya, cant help.
     
  18. makno

    makno Senior Member

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    well , worse things could be hapenin .....im kinna glad... so maby ill be accomplishing something this winter ....i havnt this past summer .
     
  19. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    Big news.
    Turns out Martians had been into contact with Steve Irwin, and that was how he knew what the CIA was up to. Now on this I have had it confirmed by www.weknoweverything.com That Steves Probing was in early 1970, and that he had a regular link with the all knowing soon to be oppressors since about 1976. Their correspondence is well documented.
    There was also a "denied by the family" accusation that Steve Irwin was deathly afraid of stingrays, and makes a thinker wonder why he invaded the lair of that which he was afraid, unless it was to unearth a CIA plot.
     
  20. makno

    makno Senior Member

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    exactly , i figure that if i open 10,000 heroin bags , maby ill find evidence of the cia drug connection .....so if i end up dead , they will just say that wrestling stingrays n shooting dope is sometimes fatal .....but dont believe its as simple as that .
     
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