The Curse Of The Chat People

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  1. Mother's Love

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    i have tomatoes, but they arent ripe yet. i picked a few of the suckers off near the beginning, and i have added more woodchips around, as well as top-dressing with compost and aged manure. im just winging it, i dont really know what im doing. but i have some produce, and thats a pretty good success rate for me already. my dad says that it takes planting too many prolific plants once to learn not to plant so many, but i dont think he understands that i want to grow as much as i can in as limited a space as my property is, and as easily as possible. i can give them away if i have to.
     
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  2. Irminsul

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    Someone asks you really going to let your miss drive the truck?
    I respond why of course, why wouldn't I? I'm not a silly girl, I know exactly how important it is for her to feel comfortable driving it, understand and know that I'm comfortable with her driving it, and basically, give her the confidence she needs to drive it. And the reward my friend, is nothing short of sheer excellence. :)

    Well went something like that. Sometimes I can't speak as great than I do at typing. All my family tell me to write a book, I find I can use much better words etc. typing. But if I'm talking then every big word you can replace with shitfuckcunt! :D

    I've a few books I want to write. I know my topics, I have no agenda though, I dunno how it ends. They're fun though. One of them, is a very black humored tale about someone who dies most likely of an overdose. I need him to die like this so the thought of like. Limbo come to mind. He doesn't know he's dead. And basically, the story goes along like that, he's unsure, no one speaks to him etc. and then he realizes he's gone and he starts to do random shit you'd do as a ghost. Okay maybe it's just what I'd do as a ghost. But I'm thinking male character who meets a really old ancient spirit and I've made her Polish in my mind for some reason. And she's going to like, well I really don't know... She's so amcient and still in limbo land. Maybe they never get out?

    Then I've my autobiography of sports and fanatical stuff.

    Got a Viking book called - Where Silent Gods Stand Guard. I wrote an opening of a chapter one for it. Nomadic warrior bow hunting a deer. I was really happy with it but not sure if I still have it. I went into big detail and accuracy with it so he didn't fire an arrow or anything, he let it loose etc. :)
     
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  3. Aerianne

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    I'd love to read some of your books, Irmi!
     
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    son said this is an Hawaiian deer. you sure you dont want to live here?..
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    Sister had a disposable hemp oil pen. I like it. Perfect for going to concerts. You don't have to worry about the smell.
     
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    left work a little early because of headache and neck pain and still hurting 2/5mg oxys later.
     
  8. Irminsul

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    OMG! So. Some y'all heard me talk about the person across the road with their Chinese fighting dog, shits on my front lawn. I was just with the truck and here it comes, barking at me from their driveway. I look at it, start making the hand gesture that it's talking too much. It keeps walking to me barking. I say fuck this! Atreyú! Bring my boy inside, sit him at the door. Sick 'em! Sick 'em! Nope. Atreyú doesn't really speak on command. Dog starts to walk on the front lawn, Atreyú hackles up. I say fuck it. Open the door. He lunged out foaming at the mouth this other shit dog, it tries to turn around and run away, Atreyú all his weight into it. BANG! Nails the bastard on the road. Squeals etc. Atreyú gets up ready to go again, I tell him Nein! Trey, come! He runs over to the door I have open I give him a big whack on the side and tell him GOOD BOY GOOD BOY!!!

    Hopefully that gives this other dog something to think about. But I'm so proud of my boy. I don't condone dog fighting, but this dog needed a wake up call and something to think about. Same with their owners, but they ain't gonna come and see me, they never say anything. I throw their dogs shit from my lawn onto their driveway they don't say anything to me, not even an apology.

    I can hear it barking again. :D it's such a coward.
     
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    I think maybe in hindsight, the command "Nein!" Was incorrect on my part. I shouldn't have said that I should have told him to "Halt!" But I'm sure with all the nerves and excitement he won't remember. :) man even im all pumped up! He's such a good dog. :D
     
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    Team didn't play well this afternoon. I carried them with 3/4 wins. Lost the match 13-11. Berr. I played really great tbh. Unlucky on my loss I had like.. 5 balls left which looks and sounds worse than it was but I was trying to use my balls as like, pawns or offensive linesman and left and inch and lost it. But my team says much impressed and doing better than the regulars that are just showing up. :)
     
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    Of course not.. It's a cat.
     
  14. Aerianne

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    Get him!
     
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    Im pretty sure that cat is already gone to a new home...
     
  16. Lynnbrown

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    That was pretty interesting how the 4 eared cat in the 1930's gave birth to 2 other 4 eared cats.

    I also think its interesting how most people in the world lose weight in the summer and gain in the winter...I'm not most people. :-(
     
  17. deleted

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    20mins in the sun .. Im done, turn me over and serve me..
     
  18. SpacemanSpiff

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    had lunch in town at the lake

    was just leaving out a side street when some idiot going the other way hollered

    then i recognized it was my brother in laws car so i turned around and spent more time there with him
     
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