The dreaded "stomach virus"...

Yes, and it was extremely frightening. I had a violent anaconda in my bowels. True story.

I had been laying on my bed because I was dead (no heart beat). That was scary enough. But then, all of a sudden, my stomach turned into an acrobatic field for the anaconda within, to violently thrash around, deep inside of my belly. I'm telling the truth.

I had to go to the hospital. For a cup of water (because they said I was dehydrated). Yeah.

The moral of the story is: a lack of water turns the mind into a Hellish desert of nightmares that come true. Dehydration is a sin, a terrible, terrible sin, against God Almighty.

I hope you feel well soon, Cory. Water is medicine.

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God Help Mankind...:banghead:



Cheers Glen.

 

It was hilarious. I had no idea dehydration could cause such destruction (there's a silent epidemic of dehydration, come to find out. Most people have no clue that they're dehydrated). I went to the hospital thinking I had IBS or something, would need some drugs. Nope, just went in for a life-saving styrofoam cup of water. I couldn't stop laughing for the rest of the night.

There, God just helped Mankind (drink your water!)