The Dyson Animal Vacuum Cleaner............

This is my dream vacuum cleaner! It is the ultimate Dyson Animal Vacuum which never loses suction guys! It doesn't! Well that's what the commercial says anyway! I looked at it at Target, I like to touch them and feel them! Sometimes I rub my hand up and down the body of the Dyson and say out loud "You will be mine, oh yes, you will"..... I've never seen such an attractive vacuum cleaner!

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That's just frickin hot, babe.

 

Ah Ha HA Ha HA, you seem to be the only one who cares!

 

Yes, but I DO care about all things suckity suck suck!

 

comercials will say anything. at least they were able to get away with doing so as long as there weren't effective nonrepublicaneocon voices to stop them from doing so.

but the name dyson. ever hear of a dyson sphere? it's a way of turning all the mass in a solar system into one very big usable planet by turning it into a shell surrounding its sun at the appropriate radius for its surface to get the right amount of heat and light for life to flourish. you live on the inside of it and could go for littleraly billions of miles riding a train if anyone ever could or would build such a thing.

one of the early theories about pulsars was that some civilization or civilizations out there somewhere had build them and the pulse was when the vent hole came arround, just like with the light in a lighthouse.

well it didn't take long for people to figgure out more likely scenarios, but it IS one of those, in many ways perenialy delightful thoughts.

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Works well..Just make sure to keep the brush part clean, & the belt will last. I'm pretty sure if you buy them new you get a decent warranty.
I splurged last year and got a discontinued rebuilt DC10 for just a bit over two hundred bucks, & the thing just kicks ass!

 

I have the DC-14 model. It's for all floors with all the handy attachments. I've vacuumed everything with it. Blinds, ceilings, curtains, furniture, shelves, sofas, on top of cabinets, in cabinets. It's a terrific vacuum. I had one problem with it but it was under warranty and didn't have to pay a dime. The clutch needed to be repaired. It kept switching to carpet floors when I was vacuuming bare floors.

These are great vacuums. :applause:

 

Dyson's are awesome and do a really good job.

On the other hand, I've been told by the type of people who read Consumer Reports that (if you do your research) you can get a Hoover or comparable brand bagless upright that does as well as a Dyson for like $200 less.

 

i'll take any vacuum right now.

 

So, how does it vaccum animals?

 

You have to use the special attachment.

 

You Have put my Vacuum to Shame...

It's Hose Held Together by Duct Tape...

 

My old one..This piece of shit bissel..It used to spit dirt and dust out the top before I tossed it. :anger:

 

My Vacuum Doesn't Seem to Vacuum...

I Go Over the Same Spot Over and Over...And Still the Bit Remains...So I Jusr Pick it up myself...

 

Do you make a vvvrrrroommm noise when you do that?

 

Hahahaha!

I Do Not Know What to Say to That...

 

That's one sexy vacuum.

 

i just put duct tape on the bottom of my kids' feet...

 

I am a Kirby dealer, so I can't like any other vacuums. The Kirby's are fuckin $2000. A bit pricey, but it comes with a lifetime warranty.

 

The kirby is a mighty fine vacuum cleaner. My Mama had the same one for about 12 years, it finally just broke down one day, the hose part still works. It's just so damn heavy, I think it's made out of steel or something. She only paid $60 for hers though, she got it at a thrift store.

I just want a dyson because it's mighty attractive, plus it's made for people who own animals, plus it's name is dyson which I also find very sexy, and it's expensive, so therefor I know it works, plus it never loses suction. So hahahaha, you can use your imagination there.

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