Guys this is the signs of true male fatness. Stage one fat: Flat stomach and when you look down you can see the full wonder of your dick. Stage two fat: Little pooch in your belly and you cant see where your dick connects to ya. Stage three fat: Pretty good spar tire, handles on your sides and you think your dick used to be longer. Stage four fat: You start thinking of playing with your boobs, your dick is just a head now and the rest is lost. Stage five fat: You have a nice rack, you pretend your a striper and try to make them dance for you, your dick is lost unless you have a mirror and that belly looks like your about to deliver a liter of babies. Stage six fat: Your belly is hangin, your man boobs are hangin, your dick is just a fadded memory and requires time to search for but the good news is you can fuck your own fat and like it. Yes this is the fat-o meter!
