The Funniest Thing Ever!!!

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Duck, May 25, 2005.

  1. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    this chick tried cybering with em and I decided I could make it pretty fun, this is the funniest thing I have ever done
    Part way through the cyber:

    AwsmDuck: I massage your ass as I lick your hard nips

    Swt*****14: (breathes harder)

    AwsmDuck: As I tongue away at your erect nipples I slip my finger into your crack

    Swt*****14: you're good

    Swt*****14: (gets wet)

    AwsmDuck: I take my finger out and lick off the ass sweat. It is ever so tangy.

    Swt*****14: DAMN.....

    Swt*****14: (starts to rub)

    AwsmDuck: I turn you around and shove my face in your crack

    Swt*****14: (rubs more, finger goes in)

    AwsmDuck: I see remnants of turd entangled in your ass hair

    Swt*****14: eww.. that's sick

    AwsmDuck: I try to ram my head in your ass

    AwsmDuck: It doesn't fit

    AwsmDuck: I call the fireman to get the jaws of life

    AwsmDuck: They rip your ass open and I make my way to chocolate heaven

    Swt*****14: ewww..... that's gross..... I gg.... your nasty.... and I gg anyway my mom just tlod me to get off

    AwsmDuck: I know I did

    AwsmDuck: your poo tasted great!

    Swt*****14: ewww... your so sick! Bye

    later that late night/early morning...

    AwsmDuck: didn't you like me?

    AwsmDuck: hello? I told you it was my frist time....

    AwsmDuck: what did I do wrong?

    AwsmDuck: PLEASE I WANNA KNOW WHERE I WENT WRONG!!!!

    Swtrebel14 signed off at 2:03:00 AM.
     
  2. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    that really is entertainment!!! YOu gave me a GRREAT idea!!
     
  3. Antimatter235

    Antimatter235 Member

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    lol "what did i do wrong".
     
  4. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    which one are you Swt******14 or AwsmDuck...
    whats gg??
     
  5. hiro

    hiro pursue it

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    Gotta go. Oh god that was hilarious!
     
  6. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    thats great..... " I see remnants of turd entangled in your ass hair"
     
  7. Faerie

    Faerie Peachy

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    Lol thats great!!!!
     
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