The fuzz? What in the fuck?

I just woke up to a very odd scene. I was in my room lying there and I could hear a couple voices downstairs. I look out the window because I thought maybe it was the guy who's doing the roof and windows, but no. It's the cops.

Apparently they thought someone called 911 from our house. My dad was like "no, nobody called" and then the cop said "are you with Bell for you phone service?" and he said "yeah" and then the cop paused for a second and said "Oh, well this has been happening a lot lately, your just gonna need to phopne them later on in the day" and blah blah blah.

The cops knew nothing was wrong but they still had to look at all the phones in the house to make sure no one was hiding or anything.

There's a phone right outside my room and when the cop came up to look I opened the door and acted all surprised as to why the cops are here. The cop starts telling me why but he keeps glancing in my room.

All of a sudden he's like "eric get over here you gotta see this". At this point I was scared because I knew he glanced in my room.... He walks in and so does the other cop and there like "oh my god, look at all these Metallica posters, there's a whole wall there" Both the cops were shitting there pants over all the god damn posters in my room. Turns out the one cop who's name is Eric apparently is a huge fan and is going to see them at the same show I'm seeing them later this month.

And to think I was scared they were gonna find my grinder or pipe or something.... I'm never leaving my shit out in the open again though.

 

you shouldnt leave shit out in the open period

but thats funny...kiss freaks

 

Haha that is an awkward awakening for sure, but awesome that he was simply enamored by your massive amounts of metallica posters. Then again the first time I saw your room I was impressed too, especially since you did such a fantastic job with their layout on your wall.

 

haha thats cool, yeah its always nice when you see cops as real people, you know? like that cop that asked me if 1. i was a music major because he saw my keyboard, and 2. if i would play in his brother's band...

 

lol that's awesome. cops can be pretty cool sometimes

 

good thing you didnt just smoke and youre room reaked of weed

thats pretty cool though, i got pulled over one time in my bus and first they were acting like badass cops and the first thing they asked was if i had drugs in the car then asked for my license and registration. i had a tail light out lol but after everything was fine they were talking to me about my bus for a little bit then just told me to drive careful.

 

hahah that's wild.


i was leaving work yesterday walking to the bar my sister works at smoking a joint between my job and hers, and all i heard was an ambulance and a bunch of cop cars and they pulled right in front of me. some woman fell and hit her head and smashed it open. i found the joint like 20 minutes later.

 

what a great way to wake up

 

dude i fucking love your sig

 

yeah never leave your shit out .

 

lol.. that's awesomely awkward

 

sounds like a beginning of a stoner movie...

''whoooa dude...like I woke up...and I smelled bacon''

 

Are they playing in hamilton?

cause im going to the toronto one should be awesome

 

I'd shit my pants if that happened. Thank god they didn't see your paraphanelia!

 

Which is perfectly legal in Canada.

 

Ahh! Did not know that..

 

Well i think so. I've been searched by cops and they have turned blind eyes to the 6 times they've found my pipe

 

This was clearly a wrongful invasion of privacy, I mean they said themselves that this was happening if you are connected with bell so there was really no need for them to come in. Sounds to me like some full of shit cops just checkin your place out, but anyways it's cool they didn't catch you but your dad shouldn't be so quick to let them in.

 

And took it?


Haha thats pretty crazy... i would hate to be woken up like that and you got pretty lucky.. dont leave your shit out man....

 

....There's always one comment that has to do with cops being full of shit.

Jesus christ man, the guys were doing their jobs. The cops were obviously big fans.. It doesn't matter what you do for a living, if you like Metallica I'll show you my room anytime.