The Geography Of A Woman

Discussion in 'Humor' started by severedheadstoner, Jul 4, 2006.

  1. severedheadstoner

    severedheadstoner ridiculously sane

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    THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

    Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa. Half
    discovered, half-wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

    Between 21 and 30, a woman is like UK. Well
    developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

    Between 31 and 35, she is like India. Very hot,
    relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

    Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France. Gently
    aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

    Between 41 and 50, she is like Yugoslavia. Lost the
    war, haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

    Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, Very wide and
    borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

    Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia. A
    glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

    After 70, they become like Afghanistan. Everyone
    knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.


    THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

    Between 15 and 90, a man is like the USA ......
    Ruled by a dick.
     
  2. brownxfoot

    brownxfoot Member

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    i'm goign to have to save this one to post up at school.
     
  3. aphrodite_pretty

    aphrodite_pretty Member

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    I like the last part best. ;)
     
  4. mellow

    mellow Eased

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    I lol'd.
     
  5. gesone

    gesone Member

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    This is good! lol
     
  6. janis89

    janis89 Member

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    in Italy we have something similar...meaning,it's a little bit difficult to translate,but i'll try:''the man's ''jewel'' is like the newspaper...: from 18to 30 it's daily,from 30 to 40 it's twice weekly ,from 40 to 50 it's weekly, from 50 to 60 it's monthly, after 60 you find it only in extra edition!
     
  7. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

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