The Great Big Trolls Thread

Post something that has not a damn thing to do with the post above you.

The old folks will accuse you of aimless post-raising.

 

Burritos and Beer = serious problems

 

dont' put it in your mouth unless you know where it's been

 

never EVER! tie a ribbon on your girlfriend's mother unless she is canadian

 

Why not?

 

if you are saggitarius, it is wise to drink vodka on thursday

 

cuz shell bet against you at the races

 

your donkeys run free from bologna while the chili peppers are in town

 

of course I will not have sex with your town

 

Trolling is against the guidelines. I hope you guys realise you are committing a bannable offence.

 

i hope you know bird watching is a bannable offense.

 

so is the raping of said birds

 

God, I'm hungry.

 

Buffalo have thick hides, and roam in herds.

 

the ostrich is flightful

 

Replacing a car engine is expensive, and a lot of work.

 

Trees are part of nature too.

 

No, my keyboard is not chinese.

 

Reading books is good for your general interest.

 

That's only if the oven is at 350 degrees.