ok, so i got my sales kit for passion parties wednesday, right? i ordered the biggest kit, so there's a lot i have to go over and learn, and a lot of products i need to familiarize myself with. i bought these stackable clear plastic drawers to store everything in, thinking after i get my car, when i have a party to do, i can just bring the drawers with me. so i don't have to unpack and repack the product into tote bags. the problem being of course that the drawers when stacked are kind of tippy. well of course, being a "sensual aides" company, we carry a lot of different lubes. now i'n not really sure the difference between one lube and another, so as i unpacked my kit, i opened each bottle and rubbed a little between my fingers. we have this one product called "revelation", it's a water based-lube that's supposed to imitate silicone. we don't carry silicone lubes, we only carry water-based because they're the safest, but it really does feel like the silicone lubes, but because it's water based it's safe to use on silicone toys, and it doesn't have the side effects of a silicone lube. honestly it's the best lube i've ever tried, and i'm not just saying that because i sell the stuff. well, i guess when i unpacked the "revelation" that came with my kit, i didn't close the cap tight enough or something. because in the middle of the night, my cat jumped up on top of the drawers & started playing with the little goddess figurines i keep on the top drawer, and i chased him down. frodo (that's the cat) jumped down in such a hurry, he kind of tipped the stack a bit, although it didn't fall over, and all the goddesses landed on the floor anyway. it was 3 am, so i just went to sleep. in the morning, i noticed something like water spilled up against the plastic of the drawer with the lubes and "romantatherapy" products in it. when the cat jumped down, jolting the stack of drawers, the cap had fallen off the lube, which then drained out all over the inside of the drawer, all over the other bottles of lubes and edible massage cremes. have you ever spilled an entire bottle of lube? do you know what an unholy mess that makes? do you know how difficult it is to clean up, especially since it just gets slipperier with the addition of water? and of course, it would be the best quality lube which is a) expensive, b) extra slippery and c) designed to stay that way for a long time. and it was all over everything in the drawer! well, at least the mess was contained in the drawer, but the bottom of the drawer and everything in it was covered with lubricant! we have this one product called "pure satisfaction" which is a "sexual enahancement gel" and comes in a black satin bag, which was completely soaked with lube! fortunately, i found out the "adult toy cleaner" we carry is just as high quality as the lube. it took me maybe an hour to clean everything off, and clean out the drawer. and luckily the black satin bag is washable, too.
