The Great Seven Word Story Game

There was a elf named Scoop and

 

he hated scrolling down because large signatures

 

but wanted to smack that crawling bug

 

And said "I actually invented this game."

 

then ate some enchiladas while dancing like

 

a person who uses adblocker too often

 

and eats worms in their spaghetti with

 

grated parmesan, butter and garlic to cover

 

the decapitated cadaver heads that were rolling

 

off the plate, but no matter because

 

because Salome had already decapitated Baptist John

 

and then threw a party with aliens

 

And they ate human feces on toast

 

they were really convinced it was jam

 

On toast But it wasnt toast it

 

was really cardboard and they could not

 

shove it up their nostrils easily so

 

Some guy takes his ass and rests

 

And writes an overture consisting of hemisemidemiquavers

 

And then they do it doggystyle on