The Greenhouse Effect.amsterdam

www.greenhouse-hotel.nl/hotel.html

Has anyone stayed here it looks fucking amazing. Im gonna take my girfriend here for a few days soon. she needs cheering up.
Cant wait to trip my tits off in one of those mad rooms with a constant supply of quality smokes.

 

Seems pretty chill. Cept, they should serve breakfast till like 2, cuase I knwo If I'm in A'dam I'm not waking up before 12.

 

ha i know what you mean. hours just vanish in seconds and your standing in dam square laughing at pigeons or arguing with some crack dealer with gold teeth about "his fuckin gimpy hat".

Er or is this just the kind of shit that happens to me when i go and get on the Amstel/bud/E/shroom and coke binges in this crazy part of the world?

 

haha. i wanna go.

 

Last time I went, I had like an hour long intense disscusion with some guy who must have been 70 (with no teeth) about nothing. Idk wdf was going on LMAO.

I ate some troffels called Philosopher stones, I kept walking back and forth on this little bridge for the longest time . I totally lose all perception of normallity and time when I go there.

 

Im gonna go mental out there. i know everyone says this before and when they get there you end up slummped in a chair for a good hour trying to decide whether to go to the toilet or not. When i first arrived me and my palls got of the train and ran to the nearest cafe. "A bag of Silver Haze Please" it was only 10 in the morining and we'd been drinking all night on the ferry. we was only 16. we all whitey'ed straight away. We just walked round Amsterdam all day stopping of for more joints and a mushroom lunch. we had to be back for the coach to the ferry the same day coz it was only a day trip. I just remember an 80 odd year old couple on the coach looking at the but plugs theyed just bought. We all found this fucking brilliant and couldnt stop laughing. This was until the trip took a different turn. the lone ranger and tonto with a pack of wild horses where riding next to me on the bus. The bus felt like it was zooming along the road ar 100 plus. this made my mate plead with the dutch driver to slow down to which he replied "bull shit idiot its only 50". we all laughed our heads of all the way to the ship. when in our cabbins we smoked our last spliffs and ate our shrooms etc and went back to the bar. Only the was a force 9 storm in the North Sea that night which was one of the most frightening tripping experiences ever.

 

DAMN, thats sounds crazy! I probably would have liked it thought, I love beign scared shitless.

 

its weird how when your trippin the stupidist things seem vital in the progression of time and space and your gonna fucking die if you loose whatever it is thats precious to you it at the time. Be it your bridge for instance i had a simmilar instance with a tobbacco tin id bought with a picture of a bloke with a missile sized spliff that looked the spit of me. it only had a bit of tobbacco and skins but when i lost it i thought we was gonna die or somthing. intense fear because of loosing this poxy tin for about an hour or so and then my mate gunnie pulls it out his pocket and goes " Ere ya go".

And then we was saved!

 

if i ever went to amsterdam, it wouldnt be for less than 2 weeks, 2 weeks is what im planning with buddies on 18th bday.

gonna be maaaaaad lol,

 

I know this sounds weird and maybe different things for different people. I suppose if your coming from the states or somthing you want to be going for longer than a few days. Me id go fucking insane if i was there anymore than 5 days. The first time i went it was quite fuckin daunting.

 

The first time I went, I stayed 2 weeks. I was pretty much loney by the time I left, my mind was wacked out on drugs, plus alll the weird shit I experinced there was fuckin' with my head. This past time I went, I stayed 5 days and spent the rest of my time in Scotland.


Some funky shit goes down in A'Dam.

 

You party so hard out there and then all of a suddern reallty hits you in the face with a sledge hammer. Suddenly you think "wheres my hotel, wheres my passport. hang on who the fuck are you!" and there decision to get on the next fucking aeroplane out of there happens and you flee still fucked and paranoid up to the eye balls that these people are chasing you and your way out of your depth here.

Ahhh good times.

 

First time I went, I stayed exactly 100 days.
Technically, that's not allowed.

 

Fucking sweet.

 

Not a fan of Greenhouse Effect personally but each to their own, it's not a shit coffeeshop just not my kinda joint. You'll find me in one of the Rokerijs, Kashmir Lounge, Tweede Kamer or Katsu usually (and previously De Theeboot RIP on a boat http://www.coffeeshop.freeuk.com/ShopPics/TBoot2.jpg) but one doesn't have to just sit indoors smoking hash all day in Amsterdam and the tourists that do are sucky. Go see some other stuff you bloody wasters hehe.

Two weeks is way too long, if you're going for a mashup then a week is still pushing it. If I'm going to stay with friends or something then I can hack it for a couple weeks but if you're just getting caned on holiday with people then 4/5 days is long enough. Trust me. You'll want to go home, it gets to the point where all the friends you're with are rolling big fat dutch joints and by the time you've smoked some and try and pass it no-one wants it as they all have a big j that they can't finish hehe...

 

my sister was a forign exchange student and lived right outside amsterdam in a village called Laren. i visited in march and pretty much went on a 10 day alcohol/weed/e/coke binge and had the best time of my life. I couldnt live there for an entire year like my sister did especially when she is only 16