The I Believe You or I Don't beleive You Game!

I believe you my dear...

Someone stole my tampons out of my desk...

 

I had dennis quaid give me a double take at the beverly Hills hotel bar on Oscars night this year.

 

Davey, you have to say whether or not you believe the person first, and then commence with your statement..

I sooo believe you...

I gave a ninja turle a high five...

 

Dont believe

I eat ninja turtles for breakfast.

 

Hahah.. I believe you (that made me choke on my drink)

My co-worker, who is male, just told me he's wearing his silver beaded thong today...

 

OOPS, I'm not a good listener.

 

I believe it! (It's okay, look who you're talking too, I smell my hair for fun...)

I have a purple mole on my arm...

 

well that does sound fun now dont it? LOL

 

I think you are all dirty liars. No wait, I believe some of you.

I am currently listening to The Plc ccc by Autechre.

 

I believe you...


I just put deodorant on...

 

I can smellieve you.

I wish I knew how to make pancakes.

 

I don't believe you...


I have a garden and play in it daily...

 

Do believe... Gray to me means weather,and the darker the shade the worse I expect from the sea.

 

I believe you...


I took a shower this morning before work...

 

I don't smellieve you.

I would cut off my little finger to not have to suffer hay fever ever again.

 

I believe you...

I eat raw potatoes...

 

I don't peelieve you.

I once got really drunk this time and woke up the next day inside the stomach of a hippopotamus.

 

I don't believe you... Because that only happens to me...

I saw elvis, he lives in my toilet and he sang Jail House rock while I baptized him in my pee..

 

i believe you

I'm a kick boxing champion

 

I believe you...

I shit smiley faces... That cry skittles...