The I Believe You or I Don't beleive You Game!

What an amazing coincidence! I was abducted by an evil time lord tomorrow, who transported me into the future and the people there pulled all the hairs on my body out using tweezers, which was extremely painful. They then allowed me to stay long enough so that all my hairs grew back (by the way the food from the future is actually a lot better than you might think it will be) and then they returned me back to the same time. There is a error in the accuracy of the time they can send you back to by around a day or two. I am currently sitting here in the company of myself (the one who is about to be abducted) and he is looking rather frightened at this particular moment. He just said, "get the fuck out of my room now and give my computer back or I'm calling Dr Who). I'm not joking!

 

i believe you, i mean you said you weren't joking

i just farted

 

What a coincidence! I bum-relief you.

Someone stole my iPod at work today, or I lost it.

 

i believe you, it was me

thanks for the ipod

 

iDon't podlieve you!

The latest pictures from the mars probe show skeletal remains of dead lizard people.

 

I believe it.. That's where I came from...We like to eat skin...


I'm in progression to be the next beatbox champion... I already have a fan club.. We have buttons!

 

I so believe you shroomie, you always speak the truth.. You never tell lies... You rule... I worship you...

It's storming bad here and there might be a tornado...and my power is flickering...And it scared me that I peed a little...