The Insult Thread

This is the insult thread you dumb bastards, but to keep you worthless fucktards from screwing everything up like you damn hippies usually do there are a few rules.

Rule #1) Immediately upon entering this thread you are required to hate everybody in this thread with all your heart. You have no compassion, no care whatsoever for the emotional and mental well-being of the other posters in this thread. Immediately upon leaving this thread you must forgive everyone here who pissed you off and take a vow to not be such a royal asshole in the future.

Rule #2) What happens in this thread stays in this thread, don't take your petty little argument into other threads or PMs.

Rule #3) You are only allowed to insult people who post in this thread. Do not insult anyone else or I will be forced to rape your dog. This also means that by posting anything in this thread you leave yourself open to being insulted.

Rule #4) There is no such thing as too mean. Go ahead and be an asshole, that's what this thread is about.

Those are the rules. Knock yourselves out asswads.
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I love everyone.

 

Fuck off, God.

Damn. I've always wanted to say that.


And jesuswasamonkey, you're a dirty fag. Now leave the fucking forums before you give us all AIDs.

 

I forgive you.

 

*shatters God's jaw with a tire iron*

 

God, you are the biggest fuck-up in the history of everything. You should be proud you fuckin allwussy choad.


TenCentArcade (what a stupid fucking screenname), you are a stupid bigot who probably lives in a trailor somewhere spending all your food money on crystal meth and praying to that dead nascar guy. Go fuck yourself you wanker.

 

man this tread is fucking crap.

 

Fuck you bitch. If you don't like it just drag your stupid little brain somewhere else!

 

My children, I still love you all dearly. There is nothing you can say that will make me love you less. And...if there was...your ass would be grass and I'd be a lawnmower.

 

listen up you afterbirth of a lesbian finger fuck, go lick yourself before i come over there and rip off your head

 

OooooOoo! im so fucking offended!!! just cause ya said that, ya bollox, im gonna stay here! in this fucking crapass tread..out of spite! assface.

 

Fuck all of you choads.

Get your stinking carcasses out of my fucking thread!

 

Fuck You.

Ya Bollox.

 

Can't we all get along and love each other in a clean Catholic Christain way?

 

no. shove that up yer arse.

 

You go fuck yourself you godamn son of a retarded camel. Hey, you guys are right, it does feel good...

But, 'tis enough now, let us all go to mass and go about our business.

 

Screw off ......................

 

ill screw off yer bleedin head if ya dont shut up

 

this thread's as fucking stupid as it's creator, here's what i think of you dumbfuck rules.

 

This thread makes me wanna line all you little bitches up and, one by one, fuck ya till I pass out due to a lack of blood in my head.