The most embarrassing moment of my life

Today I wanted to die. Or at least disapear underground. I was in a hardware store - a huge one, more like a hardware supermarket - and I was looking for some tool to spread plaster on the walls (I have some work to do in my new bedroom), so, I asked this guy: "excuse-me, I'm looking for a..."... the thing was, the guy didn't work in the store, he was just some guy, who came there to buy something! I was so embarassed!!!! I was like: "oh! sorry..." but he looked at me in this really mean way and I felt like shit. I'm so stupid!!

 

Well, in a way, maybe it's good that this thread only got 3 views. Less people to make fun of me like that!

If this forum were to be popular, I'd propose everyone to tell the story of the most embarassing moment of their life, but since it isn't the case... oh well!

 

lol - I know it no big deal... but the mintute it happened, I felt like shit!!!!

 

Okay that's it I'm dupplicating this thread to Random Thoughts because I WANT PEOPLE TO TELL ME THEIR EMBARASSING MOMENTS TOO!!!!

And no one comes over PIW.

 

It was story time in about 3rd grade and we all sat around sitting indian style.
Well I didn't wear underwear that day, and the shorts I wore had a huge hole in the crotch... I was showing my junk to the entire 3rd grade class and didn't even know it.
luckily we moved around a lot so it was easy to put behind me.

 

Consider your self lucky if thats the most embaressing moment of your life...

 

I was going for a job interview and I was talking to the person who would be my boss, and I go to get up cause he was going to show me around..and I had bled all over myself (started period) it was on the chair, and then you could see a little little thing of blood going down my leg.. I was so embarrassed, i seriously would have felt better if someone would have just shot me then.. oh no it gets worse.. So, after apologizing and excusing myself to go to the restroom.. I had to walk by all these people who were pointing and such (and i would have to if i saw that but laughing as well, so I dont blame them) so I go to the rest room and its worse then i thought.. it was bleeding so bad and I had to have someone come pick me up cause i was feeling to dizzy to drive.. it was horrible, I still got the job but hahaha yeah..great times...

 

I was shopping for a sump pump at Home Depot once, and I was really drunk -- I mean REALLY drunk -- and I had to puke, but I was so drunk that I couldn't find the bathroom, so I threw up all over this guy in a wheelchair. He started screaming and I got scared so I kicked the shit out of him and rolled him into shed that the store had on display. That was really embarrassing ~~ boy-howdy,, was my face red !!

 

You are either really ill or really immature...

 

Ot just funny

 

Yeah, i didnt find it funny but i can see it was mentioned with a grain of salt.

Whatever floats your boat.

 

A few years ago I was travelling on a train after smoking some really strong weed. I was really high. I got off at my stop and saw a woman and four kids (that I didn't recognize) on the other side of the platform waving at me. I stopped and waved back just incase they were my mum's friends of something. The kids carried on waving but the mum frowned at me and stopped. I turned around and saw the 'dad' behind me waving back and looking at me all confused. I walked out of the station feeling like a complete prick...

 

i have a far worse story about a train ride i took but i will tell it tommorrow if this thread is still here.

 

I've had several ppl come up to me thinking I was working in the stores, that's nothing to be embarrased about.. If that's the most embarrasing moment of your life then good for you, because that's nothing compared to some ppl..

 

Well, I exagerated, really! Everytime I get embarassed I feel like it's the most embarrassing moment of my life, cause I instantly forget about all the other times!

But I've had worse, much worse... I just don't care about it anymore at this point. For example:

Once, I was at a boyfriend's house, and I hung out in his sister's room for a little while, cause we were friends - I sat on the bed, didn't really notice what was over it... but when I got up, there was a period pad (clean but still - wtf was it doing on her bed?) stuck to my ass, and she didn't tell me anything till we were out on the street, meeting a bunch of my friends, who laughed at me insanely... ugh...

I was 14

 

That's funny

 

Well, years after, yes, it is funny

 

haha, penny.. that's really cute that that's the most embarassing moment of your life ; i know exactly what you mean - every time i do something stupid, it becomes the most embarassing moment of my life right then. in retrospect, i'm probably a nervous wreck too much of the time. hahaha

oh my god, m.s; that is truly the best (worst?) embarassing story i have ever heard. i think that if that happened to me, i would just look at the boss and say, "i'm sorry, but i'm going to have to leave now," and just grab my jacket and walk the fuck out of the building forever.
hahaha...
damn.
lots of respect to you for getting through it.

 

Yeah, that's it! I'm a nervous wreck too...

Lots, LOTS of respect mystical_shroom, yeah!! My God, it'd have been me, like nightmarehippygirl, I'd have left, never would have come back, felt like shit for a week... or more...

I feel embarassed now. For not having embarassing stories that are embarassing enough!! You people must think I'm really... I don't know...

 

thats funny as hell - would feel bad too. I'd probably run out of the store in a hurry