the most epic thing you will ever read...EVER

so i know is hould have parobably posted this in the off topic thread, but i feel that it is such an epic story that it deserved its own thread....

anyway, here it goes, dont let your kids see the computer while you read this as there are crudely drawn ms paint depictions of shit, piss and erections

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191

 

wow!!!!

 

wtf is with this dude and his pee bottles?

 

no clue, somebody posted this link as a facebook comment and it made me lol

 

wow think its true?

 

I don't know is it possible to just make up such a fucked up story? xD

 

Yeah, I read this on 4chan about a week ago. Funny shit. The same thing happened to me once (no hot girl or bathtub involved, though). The solution was actually quite simple, albeit graphic, so I won't mention it here.

 

icbirtht...

 

OMG!!! I just laughed my ass off!!

 

WTF he got a boner from poop starting to come out his butt, maybe he is gay and doesnt know it. LOL that was a great story.

 

thats what i'm sayin. i mean don't get me wrong, i've read some amazing fiction that has been quite fucked and bizzarre, but i really don't think that you could make this shit up. like....... wow... just wow, vulgar said it best!

true or not, its freakin hilarious!

 

i feel like i have to shit now

 

god that is so messed up. i cannot believe i read that.. lol.

 

I love how he had to include the drawings so we could fully understand and appreciate! lol

 

If this is true I feel more sorry for the girl who was left with this guys shit to clean up! Barf.

 

:smilielol5: Was a bit sneaky there and stole it for the lounge +rep though you just had me and my mum in stitches laughing :rofl:

 

I Think At Some Time Every Guy Will Come Face To Face With The" Going

To The Loo With A Boner" Problem.

I Usually Just Grip The Boner Firmly And Poo, Then Stand Up, Turnaround

And Pee..

By Squeezing It Firmly It Usually Has The Effect Of Subsiding Enough To

Be Able To Safely Point It Downwards....

I Know What Your All Thinking.....Too Much Information Glen....:leaving:



Cheers Glen.

 

fake. not funny.

 

Interesting. I usually stand up, pee, and then put toilet paper in my hand behind my ass if any shit comes out.

Works perfectly.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA way funnier than the 'sex during your period' thread.