The New What Would You Do If Game

what would you do if an elephant sat on your head ?

 

Die, because there is no surviving that.

What would you do if someone held a gun to your head?

 

wrap it round their fuckin' neck ha! ha!

what would do if a mouse eat your cat ?

 

get a bigger mousetrap.
What do if your mom finds your condom stash?

 

smile back at her

what would ya do if an elephant sat on your foot ?

 

Get angry and get revenge: I'd sit on the bastard's foot too!

What would you do if you were a member of the opposite sex for a day?

 

miss being a woman

wwyd if there was no tomorrow ?

 

If tomorrow was cancelled I would get an extra day of sleep.

What would you do if you went to the zoo and all the animals were inside, especially the elephants?

 

free them and then put all the humans that locked them up inta the cages instead

wwyd if someone was mean ta your lovely dog ?

 

I would be mean back!

What would you do if i suggested to you all that this thread would fit better ON THE OTHER GAME BASE?? (Forum games))

 

i'd move it over there cos i thought thats where i had it already until i checked there now.that way more people will see it ta get ta play.