The paste game

Everyone should hit ctrl + V as a response to this thread.


Whatever was the last thing you copied. No cheating and copying 'midget spanking' just to make things more intresting.

If that's how you get your freak on. All's good.



performing a chest decompression

 

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

 

Swimmers don't swim because its fun. Ask any of us, most of us hate it, but we couldn't imagine our lives without it. Its part of us, something we live for

 

1. Name and middle name?
Janelle Corinne

2. What holiday is your birthday closest to?
My birthday is on Groundhog's Day!

3. Favorite fruit?
Most of them.

4. Does it bother you when someone says they'll call you and they don't?
Yes. I think it's disrespectful.

5. Are you allergic to anything?
Not really.

6. Is there something you want?
To make more friends (Same as Bran-Daddy)

7. When was the last time you went swimming?
Not sure. Possibly this summer.

9. How many of the U.S states have you lived in?
Only Michigan. I also lived in Poland.

12. Does anyone like you?
Lots of people like me. But romantically, no.

13. Do you have any strange pets?
Ernie can be kind of strange sometimes...

14. What is your dream car?
Don't really have one. I do want a BMW when I get a little bit more successful and a Mercedes once I'm older.

15. What did you do today?
I was supposed to unpack but I didn't have any motivation. I went to Downtown Ann Arbor for happy hour. Now I'm home again.

16. Are you bipolar?
No.

18. Where would you want to go on a first date?
I usually like to do something that gives you something to do and talk about even if there isn't chemistry. For example, bowling.

19. When is the last time you were hugged?
Last night Becky hugged me before she left.

20. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally?
Not on stage.

21. Ever been kissed under fireworks?
I don't think so.

22. Do you smoke?
I quit, but sometimes I slip up when I'm upset. For example, now.

23. Have you ever bungee jumped?
No. No desire to either.

24. Have you ever kayaked?
I love kayaking up north. I really like it and thought about buying one so that I can do it more often.

25. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you?
I've been on a couple of dates with guys 14 years older. And old men always hit on me. Age is one of the least of my concerns when it comes to dating. There are a lot of more important things to look for.

26. Are you an extreme racist?
No. I am guilty of stereotyping though, but I try not to. I try my best to judge people by their individual merits.

27. What song are you listening to right now?
The hum of the refridgerator, traffic, and Ernie squeaking his damn toy.

28. What's your favorite song at the moment?
It's been Say Goodnight and Go by Imogen Heap for like a year. I'm really into Regina Specktor, Lily Allen, and Amy Winehouse right now.

30. Where is the last house/place you went besides your house?
Bill gave me a short tour of his condo when I returned his couch.

31. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property?
Absolutely not. Oh wait, does teepeeing count?

32. Have you ever been punched?
No. I don't like violence.

33. What are the first things you notice about the opposite sex?
Overall looks, heigth, ambition and ambition's best friend, follow-through.

35. What do you usually order from Olive Garden?
Zuppa Toscana, and whatever I'm in the mood for.

36. Say something totally random about yourself:
I love my dog more than I love most people.

37. Do you have an mp3 player?
I have an I-pod.

38. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Onetime someone said I look like Rose McGowan. I mostly think I look like me though.

39. Do you have freckles?
A couple. I think they're adorable on other people.

40. Are you comfortable with your height?
I wish I had longer legs, like my aunts do. I think a couple inches would be nice. But again, I'm just me though.

41. Do you like someone?
Unfortunately, he doesn't like me back. It's rough and I really feel for anyone in the same position.

42. How tall are you?
5'4"

43. Do you speak any other language other than English?

Ja moviem bardzo troche po Polsku. "I speak very little Polish."

44. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
The last time was with Emily and Becky.

45. Has anyone you were really close to passed away?
The closest would be my great-grandma. We weren't that close though.

46. Do you watch MTV?
I don't have cable.

47. What is something that really annoys you?
Trying my best to get/have something and not succeeding.

48. Do you drive when you go on long trips?
I prefer to fly. If not, I prefer not to drive so I'll have someone else do it. I loved being in Poland and never having to drive.

49. What's the latest you have ever stayed out?
Pretty late. I used to work at a bar and then go out after closing time. The sun would come up before I went home.

50. Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die?
Nope.

51. Were you ever rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
Nope.

52. Anyone on your mind right now?
Lots of people. My mind runs at a million miles per minute. Sometimes I wish I could stop it.

53. What color is your hair?
Brown.


*SIDE NOTE*

This was a bulletin one of my friends filled out that I filled out too...

 

I didn't think you were a Polish.

 

These were my friend's responses, not mine...

 

elephant pulverizing tree

Yeah, I read the side note at the end. I was jus.t thrown off while I was reading.

 

Oh, if anyone's curious what elephant pulverizing tree is, it's the last move in this video here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBusVdRwb70

 

Tonight the sunset is fierce – Red - And it reminds me of you Without a place to be Your fragile face Stuck in a whole mess of weeds

 

Applies to the world of Facebook, where users have the ability to "poke" someone. This does nothing execpt informing the recepient of the poke has in in fact been poked. Then then poke back. And then the original poker pokes back the poke backer who then pokes back...etc etc. This is known as a poke war.
Poke wars accomplish nothing, except of course when one participant finally gives in, relinquishing their soul and any dignity that is attached to it.

 

large breasted mammals

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTgFy70VGYo

 

I'll never have to buy adjacent plots of earth
We'll never have to rot together underneath dirt
I'll never have to lose my baby in the crowd
I should be laughing right now

[copying some lyrical masterpieces.]

 

"Hey, this is Europe. We took it from nobody; we won it from the bare soil that the ice left. The bones of our ancestors, and the stones of their works, are everywhere. Our liberties were won in wars and revolutions so terrible that we do not fear our governors: they fear us. Our children giggle and eat ice-cream in the palaces of past rulers. We snap our fingers at kings. We laugh at popes. When we have built up tyrants, we have brought them down. And we have nuclear fucking weapons."

 

http://www.myspace.com/pressed_rat

 

Dentro las piñones y las olas riquenas
Oh my golly! Oh my golly!
Caminamos bajo la luna caribe
Oh my golly! Oh my golly!
Besando, chichando con Surfer Rosa
Oh my golly! Oh my golly!
Huesped de su manera
Oh my golly! Oh my golly!

 

http://media.livingwithstyle.com/files/8/2/0/7/8207-asianballs.gif

 

nothing... apparently i haven't copied anything since i last restarted my computer

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oK0mGLtlAE

 

involve