The Perks of Being an Adult

I'm eating icecream for breakfast!
I wish there was a small child around so I could rub it in their little face.
Not actually rub it, that would be a waste of icecream but do the "Na Na Na Na Na" dance.

What are some of the perks you enjoy about being an adult?

 

I don't have any answer, but that was hilarious =D

 

heh I already had that as a kid
I guess one perk would be not having delusional adults telling me what to do all the time.

 

being an adult sucks... i'd much rather be a kid.

 

Jess, what are you wearing tonight?

 

The Freedom to walk down the pub at 3:30 in the morn...

 

Yes. pics please

 

you can only get that in some places joshy poo
inn stupid ontario the bars close at 2


um cate i dunno, i have a nice white "boho/hippie" top i'm prolly gonna wear and i guess just jeans or maybe skirt/tights cause it's hot
i love this weather :biggrin:

 

I enjoy sex.

 

I enjoy being able to talk to people before being spoken to.

 

2? Really? Thats what time the bands stop playing here, last call at 4:00

 

your attitude sucks my friend
being an adult rocks

it's all a mindset my man

 

it's nice being heard rather than just seen as well

 

No no sweetie, let's no forget, you're still a woman!

 

i thought it was just little ladies
but i'm a big lady now

 

Being able to fuck but not drive.

Being able to work but not vote.

Paying adult prices but not signing your own forms...for the most useless shit.


I guess I'm not an adult yet. ha.

 

well in reality you are a middle aged man...

thanks for the sig quote, me likey

 

I had ice cream and animal crackers with chocolate sauce and walnuts for breakfast a few weeks ago. Then I smoked a bowl and had a beer at 10:30 am.
Fun fun fun!!
I like being able to come and go as I please, Stay out as late as I want, cleaning whenever and if I please, no one bitching at you about anything.. The freedom.. Goddamn I love how free I am..

My mother was a very domineering woman, so now that Im free of her, I appreciate it.. I think thats another reason why I dont date.

 

Good, its a brilliant quote, which totally made me lol.


And shhh, we don't need to tell anyone my real age...

 

sex
money
a car
a house
alcohol
not having to ask permission for anything
not having to go to church