The person above you asked you out

what do you say to them?

 

does chocolate make my teeth look sexy?

 

where's the weed?

 

hm.. if you're paying?

 

you're gonna need to put some pants on if you want to ride in my truck

 

which pocket do you keep your handkerchief?

 

I'm sorry but this isn't going to work out


I'm allergic to losers







.

 

comic books? really?

at your age?

 

your government check could never afford my tastes

 

you'd be surprised; it's quite generous

of course it doesn't cover alcohol, and i've heard about your little problem . . .

 

Im allergic to cats too

 

You're not gonna put it in my butt, are you?

 

what about the tiger?

 

Are you into black magic too?

 

I'll let ya take me out but its gunna cost you...I'm no cheap call girl

 

As long as you share spaghetti with me like lady & the tramp.

 

oh there'll be noodle sucking for sure

 

Your place or mine?

 

Did you answer my ad on craigslist?...;-D

 

I have a question about that Upright Bass Thumper thing..