the return of jesus christ

hey guys. ive been hearing talk about jesus returning to earth and stuff, so it got me thinking. as i was looking in the mirror the other day, i thought to myself "gee, i really do look alot like jesus christ". then it struck me. i am jesus!
so anyways, ive gotten rid of all my acapulco shirts and blue jeans, and now my wardrobe consists solely of white robes.
in the past week ive visited a couple of churches proclaiming my true identity, but for some reason it didnt seem to take (which is ironic since these people spend every other day of their lives in dedication to me!) though i am confident that the following will eventually grow strong. spread the word my holy brethren!

 

thats just trying to flame throw coming here and saying that..seriously

i used to be called Jesus, thats one of the main reasons i shaved my beard...but i have to grow it agin for a movie...then its off again indefinatly

oh ya, and your argument would be better with pictures

 

hehe....not very original post....sorry to dissapoint you but that's already been done.
Roly.xxx

 

i wasn't rying to be mean either, so please don't take it that way...

 

but i am the REAL jesus

donations to the jesus fund will help buy me a digital camera

 

This is so NOT funny! Get a life, dude, or grow up or something.

We don't even know what Jesus looked like, so...

 

Your not Jesus.... you didnt fulfill all the 300+ prophecies in the OT

 

right on man, your jesus......me to

 

nope... there is only one jesus that fulfilled the all the prophecies

 

you people are all non-believers
they always said that when i returned to earth everyone would think im crazy
anyways i hope you guys have fun in hell... fucking blasphemers

 

the return of jesus christ - this time it's personal...

 

youre damn right

 

While what you've said it true - how do you know he's not telling the truth? - do we have a test or something we can use to check out if someone is the true jesus - returned to earth to save us all?

 

haha. i think it's funny. i saw a guy driving, and he had a bumper sticker that said "honk of you think i look like Jesus." i honked. i'd love to see this guy smiling, chillin' on the beach, wearing some vacation clothes and sandals. who DOESN"T wanna have a mental image of jesus looking happy?

 

Wasn't jesus a hippy or something?

 

John 10:14 & John 10:27
Not to mention the fact that there are several prophecies that have to take place before Jesus comes back to earth.

By the way, the Lord is not going to come to earth reincarnated as a teenager. Sorry...

 

was jesus not once a teenager? oh, that's right - there are 30 odd years of his life that NO ONE knows what he was doing...

I'm sorry, i don't want to get into an argument with you about this... but if you're waiting for jesus.. you're going to be waiting a VERY LONG TIME!!!

 

Not too much longer

 

Yes, he was a teenager once. What does that have to do with anything? Thirty odd years of his life unaccounted for? Hmmm....

 

Well, quite a lot in fact, for a start - you said jesus won't be a teenager - why not? is he going to turn suddenly from a baby into a fully grown man?

Second of all, where was he for the 30 years of his life that was unaccounted for? How do you know he wasn't off fucking hookers, doing drugs, killing people, etc? I think if you're going to follow someone's example, you should know exactly who that person is.

Oh, and regardding the second coming.. when you die, and he's still not come back to save you, please imagine me laughing at you, because I will be.