The Shakespearean Insults Game!!!

Alright you artless, clay-brained louts, time to hurl some insults Shakespeare style at the person above you! It has been many fortnights since I have had the pleasure of drawing sword of this magnitude towards someone Why don't you give it a try? :sunny:

 

I darest predict, many an addle-minded and yet unexperienced braggart shall fall victim to this mighty challenge. I applaud the aplomb by which you entice the hitherto foolhardy rapscallions!

(In other words, :2thumbsup

 

Wherefore makest thou such a froward prediction, which thou mayest yet live to regret. In truth methinks it shall yet return and sink its ferocious gnashers into thine fleshy derriere.

 

.Gone-

 

thou art a beslubbering unchin-snouted mumble-news. Niggard of virtue, a stinking sheep-biting skainsmate. begone, you prince of wales! you illiterate loiterer! darken my door no longer, joithead!

 

Thou cockered earth-vexing hugger-mugger!

This site is a Shakespearean Insult Generator:
http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/

 

Forsooth! But six? A meagre half dozen that can ear the white hot rapier wit of them that post herein? And even of that precious few, doth one besmirch the well-assayed purity, th'intrinsic perfection of this thread with vile importations from an automated site that generateth words for them that have not sufficient wit to coin their own and post them to this wall! What naughty times are these, then, that so noble a venture as fair Colimon here hath launched shoudl founder in so tempestuous a sea and bring his voyage to naught!