Everyone who's ever dated has at least ONE ex that makes them laugh or cringe... share your stories, I could use a giggle! C'mon, you know who I'm talking about...the one that made the pass at your mom, or nearly choked you with his tongue, or ...well the list can always go on. Let's hear about it!
My first Love is who I think of more than my second love. My second Love makes me want to cringe considering the fact that I almost lost something beautiful with my third Love, My husband. There are times I wish I could tell my first Love that I'm sorry for the way I behaved. I didn't know how to deal with a "relationship". I was possessive and so immature. I was a wreck looking back at myself. I wish he'd tell me he was sorry for cheating on me. Though it's been years I do wish him well. My second Love makes me want to cringe for many different reasons. The relationship started out wonderful but it ended like a nitemare. He was a drunk and I was a pot head. The mix wasn't good for us. I still wish him well and hope he gets his life together. Last I heard he was in jail for beating up a police officer and his girlfriend. My Love now...He's my best friend. He's an incredible man. There are so many good things I can say about him. I feel blessed he chose me to be his wife.
When I had just gotten my license, my girl and I were feeling horny and having no place to go, we cruised out into the country and down a old overgrown path to get down to business. We’d just climbed into the back seat when blue lights came flying up. The cop pulled us out, and proceeded to search my car. He found some Bidis in my car (they’re Indian cigarettes) and thought they were a joint… I informed him they weren’t, and asked if he’d like to try one to make sure. He didn’t think it was as funny as I did, and said he was going to call her parents (we were both sixteen) when he got off his shift, then he let us go. Next day I got a call from her dad. He didn’t want me seeing his daughter anymore, that she was his angel and I had no right to take her virginity in a car in the woods. Well… when I’m nervous, I sometimes babble exactly what’s going through my mind at the time; so I blurted out, that’s not how she lost her virginity… I don’t think he saw the humor of the situation, and hung up.
the one who stole my bank card and robbed me blind on her birthday, blamed it on an innocent person, and then complained that we didn't celebrate enough comes to mind
The one that sticks out to me is the one that wanted me to buy her a house, car, and take care of her while she dated other guys....and have no real commitment to me. It was kinda fucked up--we met at a club and she said she was sweet, kind , caring, etc...we never did anything, but I called her and we hung out a couple of times. She got mad at me for rejecting the offer, and I never spoke to her again.
One that makes me cringe was this guy I dated and then almost married. When we met he had a girlfriend but then a month later we met again and he wasn't with her anymore. He was like the "mad artist" type of guy. Long hair, tatoos, crazy talented in the way he painted. There was something really mysterious about him that I was attracted to. Right away when we hung out he gave me 20 xanax for free too So basically from that night on we were together all the time. I stayed with him at his house and quickly realized that this guy was seriously addicted to coke, and pills, and.....other things. But it didn't bother me at the time because I was doing it all with him. And some of the things that happened to us in those months were crazy. His ex girlfriend came over and literally tried to kill me She tried to stab me. He locked her out of the house and then she put her arm through the glass window trying to get back in and in doing that she sliced up her wrist and had to be driven to the hospital. Psycho! Then he let his coke dealer take my car to make runs in exchange for coke and the dealer didn't come back with it for a week. We were planning to get married (well when your loaded all day long your mind doesnt function so clearly ya know) and each time we went to the court house to do it something small got in the way and we had to put it off a day or two (thank god) And I think what finally woke me up was when he said "you know we never celebrated our engagement, so why dont we do it tonight by getting some rock" That was the final thing that made me say WTF am I doing?! That night I told him that I was planning to leave for a couple of months and go out of state (which were my origional plans anyway but I nixed them to be with him) and that I thought we shouldn't get married. He pinned me down on the bed and got in my face and was all manic telling me that no other guy would ever love me if I left him and on and on. Gosh there's so much more shit to this story but in closing I left the next day and drove out of state and that was the end of that.
I dont think I have enough room to talk about one of my exes but i will say a couple of things..haha okay, here we go here.... ~ he took every video game I had bought him, every electronics thing as well and pawned them and took that money to go to bars so he could cheat on me.. ~ he bought me a birthday present (for once) but when he gave it to me it was a video game that was already opened and he was playing it at the time and it was a game he wanted and said, ya know, why dont we just keep it at my house since you wont play it that much... ~He had my pics and stuff I gave him hiding in his closet behind his clothes and pics of porn stars and naked ladies on his bedroom wall (haha i loved that one ) ~He once had a dating service phone number on a piece of paper in his room and he told me it was a self-help number.. ~whenever we would go out in public, if anyone looked at me, glanced, or said anything at all..he would call me a whore and ask them why dont they just fuck me yeah, he's insane...and would basically make me wear baggy clothes and basically wanted me to wear a trashbag over myself ~one time he actually called me from a phone from the hospital just so it would show up on my caller id as community hospital and told me that he tried to kill himself cause he missed me (which was a lie) ~he left a sign on my car that said WHORE real big in red marker and real small at the bottom is said, but i still love you ~he would have girls call his cell phone and would go in his closet and shut the door when i was standing right there I could go on and on and on, but this was when i was like very young and naive so yeah
hahah HOly shit...I think your guy might have been the worst one yet Shroom. The girl that I cringe over also used to be all loaded saying things about having kids with me..while she shot up everyday, dissappeared, reappeared in different cities, etc....generally by convincing one guy or another rom her past to buy her plane tickets...for instance one guy flew her from Seattle to Miami, once there she called andsaid the guy was in a bad way so another guy was flying her to New York, where she stayed for maybe a month, and there I was waiting anxiously for her to return like a chump! She also had this overprotective ex-boyfriend who called me up and threatened to kill me if I corrupted her anymore or gave her drugs....Me corrupting her?! I think it was theother way around! Took a while to get over this bizarre experience
Hmmmm...... Some nasties in the past around here... - One who was an alcoholic, didn't want me going anywhere without him and whould say things like "you can't wear that, it's too sexy" I could see where that relationship was going and left him pronto. I actually had to fight my way out of the house.... - another guy was in a band and fucking the 15 year old lead singer....asshole. - one that I was with for 3 years left my life by moving away and not telling me. He recently reappeared after 12 years to say "sorry" and actually has gotten extremely creepy. He told me about his bisexual ex-wife, and the group sex they had (like I wanna know about THAT) he told me that ALL women are bisexual and that therefore I should try it....but that guys being gay was not normal. Needless to say, I don't chat with him much... He kept asking what I was wearing and such....creepy as hell. That's pretty much all the weirdos.
well, since I only have two ex's to pick from and the one's still a nice guy... My last bf kept making comments about how dirty my house was. "Nice garbage can" when the one in the bathroom was a full plastic bag (too poor to afford a real one for a while, sadly enough). "Did you clean up at all before I came over" was another one, a real prize winner since I had cleaned. Kept making comments on my bed never being made (I'm going to sleep in it again in less than 24 hours, what the hell's the point?). Shit like that, really didn't impress me. He could've been a lot worse, but it was unduly cruel of him. So I'm not a neatfreak, whatever. He also said a couple times "Let's not pretend this is more than it is" when I wanted to do something before just going over to his place, like catch a movie or wander through the local art gallery. Ugh. I mean,I know it wasn't an emotionally involved relationship and I wasn't in love with him, but that wasn't a good way of putting it. Oh yeah, and he sucked in bed. I mean, good at first, awful at the end... ignored when I told him what turns me on, when I said "that hurts, slow down"... he'd stop temporarily and then get even worse about it. I kinda wish I'd told him the real reason for me breaking up with him (that he sucked in the sack) rather than saying I didn't have the time and it just wasn't working out.
that's so romantic, isn't it? how can anyone stay with the people that do these things? It's really pretty fascinating, and I've done it as well.... over and over and over... I could write a set of books when it comes to "cringes" ... this is kinda in another thread, but anyways; I still have scars on my arms from trying to get away from my ex... we'd fight over the most insane things, such as who left the bathroom light on three weeks prior. She'd claw my arms and fight like hell when I tried to leave to cool down, and when I finally made it out the door, she'd lay down behind my car so I couldn't pull out. She played the suicide card many times, it got her some really good attention for a while. I eventually had to remove everything sharp from my apartment, and check her bag for blades. I dismantled the bathroom doorknob to unlock it one night when she locked herself in and I knew scissors were in there. She left me to “experience freedom” and had a threesome that night. I took her back. That quickly changed to she took me back because I made her leave me. That was a very, very important “fact” in her mind. I finally left her, and about a month later found out she was shooting up coke, some old geezer was using her to sell his drugs and feeding her a bunch of shit. I felt guilty and took her back. It was my fault that she shot up coke, and the old geezer is a top notch guy, let there be no mistake about that… any insinuation otherwise was a guaranteed everlasting fight until you agreed. God, I could go on and on. The “best” one was the final straw. We were broken up, but she wanted to work things out. Things went well for a couple of weeks, and that’s when I found out her new boyfriend was one of my best friends, that they’d been together for a couple of weeks, and how she was telling people I was abusive. She was one class act; it took a while to figure out how I became willing to put up with so much shit.
haha we should all compile a book... people are crazy and it is amazing when you look back now to think we stayed with the people long enough to have more than one crazy episode... real winners arent they... It makes you wonder where they are at now.. I heard my ex is living off some older woman who has money...
Karma is great. My ex got a dui the night I told her I didn’t want to see her anymore, and it took about six months before the new guy, who used to be one of my best friends, tried to kill her. Or so the grapevine was saying. I went to a party a few weeks ago, the first one I’d been to in well over a year, and she got someone to come over and ask if I hate her. I’d been drinking tequila… I think everyone in that club now knows that I think she’s a pitiful excuse for a human being. I delivered quite a tirade.
haha thats great.. Isnt it good to know that karma is in full effect I always had felt I wasted a huge chunk of my life and time being with my ex..I regret being with him, but then I realized it taught me a lot, it made me a strong individual and now i dont take any kind of crap whatsoever..
i have had a girlfriend make up lies about girls i worked with to see if i like them by defending them and calling them on my phone and not answering to start shit. same girl lied and told me she was preggo after i wanted to break up. tried to get me to marry her cuz of that too. she was pretty crazy
Wow, everyone's got such intense stories! I have one that makes me laugh, and one that makes me cringe... The one that makes me laugh was this guy, gawd such a loser. He wasn't in school worked at a video store, and had absolutely no intentions of ever doing anything else, for the rest of his natural life - and he was only 18 ...this was back when I was in highschool. Everywhere we went he insisted on wearing these UGLY plaid pajama pants, and he was quite possibly the WORST kisser in the entire universe. Bleh. It got to the point that I was making up excuses not to be alone with him, because I knew he'd try to kiss me, and I felt like I was being attacked by an overzealous St. Bernard! The one that makes me cringe is the one from about..three years ago now. We started seeing eachother in about October, and in December I went home for Christmas break. When I left, everything was fine ... then on Christmas EVE I get this email from him saying we have to break up...and the same night I get an email from his psycho ex (also the mother of his child) saying that they had been sleeping together the whole time and that he had all these nasty diseases! at that point I was VERY glad I hadn't slept with him! So I called him and asked if it was true he had cheated and he said no...and then a couple days later said "actually yes" like he accidentally gave me the wrong answer or something?? Anyway somehow we got back together when I got back to school, and a couple weeks later the same thing happened again, only this time it was accompanied by emails from the psycho ex telling me she knew where I lived (she even provided me with my own address as proof) and was essentially stalking me. Good times *rolls eyes*
Can't say that I have any crazy stories...but I DO have a couple questions: Why when you break up with someone/vice versa...do they have to dedicate every waking moment of their lives to make yours total shit/threaten you/call you, etc? And why do they have to know where you are/what you're doing/who you're seeing? After all you're not with them anymore...am I right? I never fully understood this. I know if I broke up with someone, I couldn't give 2 shits about who they're seeing, it's none of my business, nor do I care. Just curious.
Yeah...I seriously got too much information from the one who popped back up. I had to tell him that some topics were off limits......like what I do with my hubby in the bedroom....can you freakin' believe it? He became a total perv in 12 years.
That guy of yours is a sicko...good thing you kicked him to the curb... Just like the bowling ball with "Homer" engraved on it... I was going do that to you next week. Only I was going to use a John-Deer green..