The Surgeon My chest is too small and too low My back, stomach, and thighs are too fat My butt is too flat It lacks anything to be appealing My nose is not straight enough My teeth are yellowing Freckles and acne scars dot my sagging cheeks And my lips should be fuller and darker But we can fix it all, right? Thank you doctor Thank you for helping me to see all the things that are wrong with me For without you I may have loved myself I wrote that when I was watching "The Swan", then added it to my website and assumed you would be interestedIf not, then...wait, why are you still here?
