The Things that make you wonder

Ok starting a theard that makes you wonder ok....

WHY do atm machines have brail on their keypads?
If you choke a smurf what color does it turn?
If corn oil comes from corn where does baby oil come from?
If crack is the leading cause of deaths then why dont we push to wear more belts?
Why does the 7 11 have locks on their doors?


-----wow------

 

If you shoot a mime do you use a silencer?

 

1. blind people have bank accounts too.. BUT if you're referring to the ones that you drive up to, its because its cheaper to matufacture all of them the same way (as in, its cheaper to make them all the same design).
2. smurfs aren't real. so my question would be: what drug are you taking that makes you believe you're choking a smurf?.. and can i have some?
3 and 4 are nonsense.
5. because if there's ever a power outage, they need to lock the doors because otherwise people could steal everything in the store and they'd have no control over it.

that really didnt make me wonder..

 

way to spoil the fun i was doing some good wondering there.

 

sorry. i'm in a bad mood this morning. NO FUN ALLOWED. haha. jk.

you could wonder if i'm wrong about my answers. =/

 

On one, i dont understand it on regular ones too, cause the blind dudes cant even read the instructions to know which button to click.. and secondly i havent even seen a atm with brail.

and im sure there are more reasons for number five.... Like when the world ends! theyre probably going to want to lock their door!...

I wonder why the government owns all the major media sources giving most of the information we recieve about the government.

Well i guess my main wonder would be, why does the united states citizens eat from the silver spoon of a blindarchy. LMAO

Theres so much more to it... so much more...

OH!!! Science is proving that all things are ONE beginningless and endless, us being an inevitable part of that, because the universe is inseperate.

Think of yourself as inseperate from the entire universe.. now that makes me wonder.

 

If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box?
What's another word for thesaurus?
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?

 

wow that kleenex one is real deep




why do people that are upset because gas costs 90 cents a liter cool off by drinking half a liter of water that costs a buck?

when a recycling bin must de desposed of, how do you get the trashmen to pick it up off the curb?

 

if Rice Crispies is made of rice, and Corn Pops made of corn, then what's Cap'n Crunch made out of?

 

...and for that matter- what is baby powder made of?
-and why is the word abbreviation so damned long??

 

If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter? no
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box? the tissues are attached to one another lightly and folded, you pull the next one up, oh and ah, god exists, I fracking hate trendy athiests.....
What's another word for thesaurus? book with alternate words....
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives? cats have one life, if a cat were radioactive it probably would be dead
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics? they have reserved parking for handicapped people in much higher volume, so you could perhaps say that norms have reserved parking....

 

baby powder is made of talcum powder..


the softest rock there is....

 

!) in case an orangutang walks in
@) maroon
#) hell...where do babies come from?
$)Becuase...the poor lil' wombats might catch their death of cold
%) so that some drunk dude doesn't come in at eleven o'seven and say"It's opposite day today!"

 

also because some 7-11's are closed on holidays....

 

Thank you Dr. Science-- the rhetorical question was posed for punch line value.

 

I don't like stupid things that make people wonder... people shouldn't even waste their time on such trivialities, and people will come along and seriously wonder about these things and so they being so easy to answer, should be.....

 

your no fun and I banish you from my thread you party pooper!

 

OMG Now my brain just wont stop runing with useless thoughts....YEAH!

 

Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot, that he himself could not eat it?

 

What is the sound of one hand clapping?