The truth about God

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by Alomiakoda, Sep 30, 2004.

  1. Alomiakoda

    Alomiakoda Boniface McSporran

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    A nine year old boy asks his mother,
    "Is God male or female?"
    After thinking for a moment, his mother responds
    "Well God is both male and female."

    This confuses the boy, so he asks,
    "Is God black or white?"
    "Well," she says, "God is both black and white."

    This really confuses the boy, so he asks,
    "Is God gay or straight?"
    Feeling a bit out of her depth, but wanting to
    be consistent, the mother answers,
    "Honey, God is both gay and straight."

    At this the boy's face lights up with
    understanding and he triumphantly asks...

    "Is Michael Jackson God?"
     
  2. thepixies

    thepixies Member

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    if i was michael jackson i wouldnt walk anywhere normally

    wow isnt michael a very odd word indeed? yes it is
     
  3. Ellied

    Ellied Senior Member

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    my bf is called michael...i think its a beautiful word xxxx
     
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