The UK Forum Awards 2009: Get Votiang!

Here are the categories in this year's UK Forum Awards 2009: simply the most importiant event on the whole ianternet. Please PM me your votes by copying the list of categories below and writing your nomianatian below each one. You don't have to vote for every category, and you are allowed to vote for yourself!

Votes must be in by midnight on Sunday 13th December: you have just over a week to bribe and influence people, so get shamelessly self promoting now!

Awards will be presented by Noel Edmonds in person when all the votes have been counted and verified by an iandependiant adjudianicator...

Rolf Harris Prize for Best Signature
The "Jaitayai Eats Puppies" Silver Platter and Carving Knife for Cutest Pets
Nick Griffin Award for Best Foreign Poster in the UK Forum
Jim Davidson Award for Funniest Poster
J0rg award for absent poster who is almost certainly dead
The "Where are they now?" Challenge Trophy
The Sharpened Boomerang for Best Returning Poster
Jeremy Clarkson Award for You're a Right Wing Bastard But We Sort of Like You
The Big Mac Award for fittest poster
The Karma Police Award for most caring poster
Jeremy Kyle Award for Smugness
The Zed's Dead Award for posthumous poster
The Blue Peter Cocaine Binge for Most Creative Poster
Cairo award for most fictional poster
The Cuckoo's Nest award for most certifiable poster
The John Prescott Award for most eloquent poster
Joseph Stalin Jury Prize for Most Liberal Poster
The Obama Special Cake for Best Newcomer
The Margaret Thatcher Memorial g-string for most elderly poster who is not yet dead
Pete Doherty's Soiled Underpants for most wasted forumer
The Tweenies Giant Shoes for junior poster
Hollyoaks award for best teenage drama in the UK forum
Reptilian Shapeshifting Award for Best Proponent of the New World Order in the UK Forum
Lithium award for weirdness
Gordon Broon Award for most lugubrious poster
The David Cameron Award for person who really shouldn't be allowed to run the country
UK Forum Grammar Granny
The Joe Pasquale award for stealing other peoples jokes
The Ian Award for Mr UK Forum Ian 2009
The Ian Award for Miss UK Forum Ian 2009
The Noel Edmonds Special Prize for the person most deserving of an award who isn't notable in any way

 

I've added a few new ones
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:smilielol5: I love them.
I want to do it but I can't copy and paste right on this thing. Basically ian I think I'm voting for ian for almost every catagory

Tweenie big shoes...aaah

 

Ooh exciting.

 

We should have sweetest forum romance. I think I'd vote for J0rg and Sandy squirrel

 

Hollyoaks award for best teenage drama in the UK forum
Think I win this one

 

lolzzz!

 

It's hottiang up! We've had a grand total of 2 votes! Get votiang, there's everything to play for!!111! lolbump

 

Wait the list is to long, I had to stop reading it twice to go pee before i got through it, do I get to vote ?? I didn't vote last year, well not that I remember anyway..

Peace

 

Yes anyone can vote mr hippo, and you don't have to vote in all categories...

 

i want the loose elastic award for slack poster

been here about 10 years now - crazy! a decade of hipforums

 

*drum rolls*

 

For those who haven't yet, get voting pronto boys and girls!

the neatly trimmed beard of destiny compels you

 

Vote early and often..

Peace

 

Don't vote for me, vote for someone nice

 

I have voted. Please stop asking me for votes people.

 

Did I win?

 

I just looked at the deadline. I imagine that it is at least a few hours past midnight and that I changed my signature for no reason.

Why Lord?

 

I'll keep the voting open for another 24 hours for any stragglers...

 

You have until midnight tonight to get your last minute votes ian! The judges are currently totting up the scores, there's everything to play for in some categories...