The Ultimate "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread!

Once smoked a salmon-but it made her cough

 

threw his fishing rod away in the river today

 

Can't distinguish between fishing rods and pool cues

 

could beat me at pool

 

is so skinny she was mistaken for a pool cue, and even then the guy kept using her because he'd already chalked her head.

 

is so skinny he was mistaken for a scarecrow

 

Only said that because she once spent 2 hours chatting up a scarecrow-then decided he must be gay as he kept ignoring her

 

sells drugs to his friends at his spot on the corner but when a stranger asks for a dime he just gives them an actual dime.

 

Mixes martinis in a teapot and drinks them through the spout

 

thinks of great ideas and then comes to this site and acts like other people are doing it.

 

Proudly boast that you can always count on him to be unreliable some of the time.

 

is very unreliable

 

Once thought she was wrong, but it turned out she was wrong about being wrong. Which made her not right about being not right, at which point she vanished in a puff of logic. She was then reincarnated as Justin Bieber.

 

Wore Wednesday's beige cardigan on Sunday to prove he's a rebel!

 

Holds in his farts at church hoping that'll get him to heaven.

 

started stalking scarecrows after therapy failed

 

is a scarecrow

 

Once scared a scarecrow with a crow

 

once scared a crow with a seagull

 

Once tried to stone the crows